Cheesy one liners that make games
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"Will you please stop making me feel old?"
"Got bad news for you, Sam. You are old."
-Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."
-Serious Sam, after killing a Gnaar. Google it.
Hell, most of Serious Sam, in general.
"The game is over, Mister Bond."
"I think it's just begun."
-From Russia With Love, intro cutscene
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-Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2: Episode 1
^Best one ever
"Got bad news for you, Sam. You are old."
-Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."
-Serious Sam, after killing a Gnaar. Google it.
Hell, most of Serious Sam, in general.
"The game is over, Mister Bond."
"I think it's just begun."
-From Russia With Love, intro cutscene
" "
-Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2: Episode 1
^Best one ever
To add to this:AD-Stu said:Not sure how this thread has gotten to a third page without any HK-47 references
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"
"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."
"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"
"your mummy never loved you and she dresses you funny" - on of the ODST squad-mates in halo ODST (mickey i think)
my personal favorite
"Drivin a tank on a golf course. Screw jumpin out of planes, if the Army shows people drivin tanks on a golf course, the recruitment rate will skyrocket!!"- Haggard battlefield bad company
my personal favorite
"Drivin a tank on a golf course. Screw jumpin out of planes, if the Army shows people drivin tanks on a golf course, the recruitment rate will skyrocket!!"- Haggard battlefield bad company
"...If you pursue, I will kill your dicks!"
"What?! What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick?! Well, I'm gonna kill your dick!!!"
Trishka and Greyson Hunt from Bulletstorm...oh and pretty much anything General Serrono said.
Oh, that just reminded me, "...Enter the following code, 'U R A D U M B T I T.'" Serrono telling Grey how to 'disarm' the bomb.
"What?! What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick?! Well, I'm gonna kill your dick!!!"
Trishka and Greyson Hunt from Bulletstorm...oh and pretty much anything General Serrono said.
Oh, that just reminded me, "...Enter the following code, 'U R A D U M B T I T.'" Serrono telling Grey how to 'disarm' the bomb.
STOP! Don't open that door!
You were almost a Jill Sandwich
It's blood, I just hope it isn't Chris' blood
Basically EVERY SINGLE LINE in the very first Resident Evil
You were almost a Jill Sandwich
It's blood, I just hope it isn't Chris' blood
Basically EVERY SINGLE LINE in the very first Resident Evil
