Should've gone before we left.
- Jul 18, 2009
How dare you read my mind. I came here just to post this.
Facial hairall hair. Fuck it all. Getting so tired of having to trim shit and get shit cut, wipe up the wife’s bathroom floor, etc. We should’ve evolved past this shit by now.
It’s deceiving though since just imagine how strong he probably feels now, not having to lug all that extra weight around. If anything his skin is probably now the weakest link....cripes. I mean, I'm thrilled that he's trimmed down, especially at his age, but he looks like someone vacuum-sealed him inside his own skin.
I can try to help with this one at least. If it's a typical tank heater with the heating element on the bottom then it may just be a calcium buildup similar to hard water stains. It can be fixed by flushing the tank through the tap on the bottom, but the method to so is often specific to the type of heater you have. If it's natural gas then from experience I can tell you it takes about 20 minutes, a hose, and a bucket.Water heater kind of blows, takes too long for hot water
!I can try to help with this one at least. If it's a typical tank heater with the heating element on the bottom then it may just be a calcium buildup similar to hard water stains. It can be fixed by flushing the tank through the tap on the bottom, but the method to so is often specific to the type of heater you have. If it's natural gas then from experience I can tell you it takes about 20 minutes, a hose, and a bucket.
I don't know if the basic geography fail or the reading comprehension fail is more painful here, really.Old people just can't listen/read, can they?
What we said: "Yes ma'am we need to get the costing for your recipes so we can start on our projections"
What we got: "Okay I will now enumerate this very long list of ingredients on call and all their measurements (yes of course I will be reading from a document I could easily email to you). Oh, I already sent this to you? I'll keep reading it out anyway. Won't be giving you the costing either!"
My mother today also got scolded by a bitchy client who messaged this (edited for western viewers) "Yesterday you said the address was California, now you're saying Los Angeles. Which is it?". I looked at my mothers message from yesterday, she wrote "Los Angeles, California". Christ. That "which is it" carried so much boomer Karen energy I wanted to ***** slap someone.
Went to Home Depot today to pick up the custom interior door I ordered back in October. I queued up at the counter clearly marked "Order Pickup," and woman at the customer service counter who was probably about 116-years-old and standing as far away as possible under the sign marked "Returns" asks how she can help. I said "I'm here to pick up my custom door," and she responded with a snide "I can't hear you way over there." So I walked over to her "Returns" area and repeated my request for my door. Handed her the paperwork, and she ogled it for a good 15 seconds looking for the order number. I lost patience and pointed to it, top dead center on the form. She types it in, and asked the other guy working with her to call for it to be brought out. He asked what we were picking up, and she said a "stove." I said no, it's a door. He made the call and told the person in the back I was there for a stove. I repeated again that it was a door.Old people just can't listen/read, can they?
This happens far too often. I watch a video mocking those sigma grindset weirdos, for the next week all I get are actual sigma/alpha/omega/gamma/whatever videos on my recommended.I watched some clips of Monty Python's Life of Brian and now Youtube is for some reason convinced I want recommendations for evangelical propaganda.