Choose your firing squad

[ImprovizoR]

Inspired by last week's episode of Psych

Here's the scenario: you're on a death row and you're about to be executed by a firing squad of 5 people. You can choose anyone you want. It can be a real person, a historical figure, a fictional character or a mythological creature. Pretty much whoever you can think of.

Here's my list:

1.Batman
2.Jesus Christ
3.Bugs Bunny
4.Commander Shepard
5.Angelina Jolie

 

[Terminate421]

1. Generic nazis
2. Generic Nazi
3. Generic Nazi
4. Generic Nazi
5. Generic KKK

That way I don't have to know that my favorite people hated me and instead know that I got killed by evil people

 

[Kud]

5 orphans.

Traumatise them good.

 

[smearyllama]

This guy.


I'd go down with a smile.
Also, the walrus would feel no guilt, and thus be able to live out the rest of his days in peace.

 

[Eisenfaust]

5 premature babies... have fun holding those rifles, bitches!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Five blind people with two amputated arms.

I ain't fucking dying that easily.

 

[ImprovizoR]

1.Batman
2.Jesus Christ

Find three more figures like that and you can live forever, right?

The thing is, they would have to shoot me. It would be hilarious.

 

[JoeCool385]

Five hot strippers. Might as well die happy.

 

[shootthebandit]

stevie wonder, ray charles, david blunket, helen keller

i think you get the point by now

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Liam Neeson
Johnny Yong Bosch
Linkara
Keith David
Seth Green

If I die, I'll die epicly dammit!

 

[Jedamethis]

Batman
Whoever is responsible for this
And 3 giant robots with huge-ass lasers.

There's no kill like overkill!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Ooh! I like this thread...

1. Invader Zim
2. Barack Obama
3. Murdoc Niccals
4. Dr. Octagonapus
5. Beatrix Russell

T'would be epic...

 

[Squidden]

Commander Shepard
John Marston
Woods
Bouncer Big Daddy
Haggard

 

[Super Six One]

My female freinds, they can't shoot for shit.


(not saying this about all females, just the ones i know, they have really bad aim, paintball, airsoft, cod online they are just a bit off target)

 

[Super Six One]

And 3 giant robots with huge-ass lasers.

Lasers that come out of their ass, or just really big lasers?

 

[skitzo van]

Mahatma Ghandi. He's probably the only person who wouldn't do it.