When Will Chuck Norris Die. Or Why Won't Chuck Norris Die. Has to be one of those.TheRightToArmBears said:
Chuck Norris..
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OP, did you just question Chuck Norris??
I'd tell you to keep looking over your shoulder from now on, but that won't save you from him.
I'd tell you to keep looking over your shoulder from now on, but that won't save you from him.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was chuck norris? All of it.
chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck made of skulls.
Chuck norris' sperm are actually tiny white ninjas with one mission... seek and destroy.
Most ninjas wish to grow up to be like chuck norris sadly most of them will grow up to be killed by him.
If by some callapse of the space time continuim and chuck norris had to fight chuck norris, chuck norris would win. period.
chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck made of skulls.
Chuck norris' sperm are actually tiny white ninjas with one mission... seek and destroy.
Most ninjas wish to grow up to be like chuck norris sadly most of them will grow up to be killed by him.
If by some callapse of the space time continuim and chuck norris had to fight chuck norris, chuck norris would win. period.
Simply because Chuck Norris had lost his virginity before his dad, and he can strangle you with the cable of a cell phone.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
It's just a part of internet culture; at this point, I don't think it can even be called a meme.
Why? Because:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Need i say more?
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Need i say more?
Because these people have not heard of
He will eat your children!
or
I couldn't find a photo, so I just included a rough diagram of how badly he would fuck you up. While you can find a list of his feats here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Greenstein], I will list one here : he resisted the pull of an airplane with his hair. Great google-moogly! He became interested in bodybuilding when a jealous suitor of his wife shot him in the face from 30 feet. The bullet did not enter his skull, but flattened against it. This man stopped a bullet with his head! Why does he not have a national holiday!
He will eat your children!
I couldn't find a photo, so I just included a rough diagram of how badly he would fuck you up. While you can find a list of his feats here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Greenstein], I will list one here : he resisted the pull of an airplane with his hair. Great google-moogly! He became interested in bodybuilding when a jealous suitor of his wife shot him in the face from 30 feet. The bullet did not enter his skull, but flattened against it. This man stopped a bullet with his head! Why does he not have a national holiday!
If you are currently younger then 14, then you probably won't understand. He was the world champion middleweight fighter in 1968, as well he did a number of martial arts films. He is probably the most badass white man on the planet. People under 14 don't get it because they probably didn't see any of Chuck Norris' movies.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Dude im 19, just because i ain't seen any Chuck Norris' movies doesn't mean im under 14...PrimoThePro said:
maybe because...
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares the grass to grow
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
sorry I had to
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares the grass to grow
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
sorry I had to
Shit, sorry dude, it does sound like I'm saying you're younger. Should have just said if you hadn't seen the movies then you might not understand. Again, sorry dude. >_>Kungfu_Teddybear said:
WOOOOAAHHH there... Did you jus??? I must not be reading your post correctly. Chuck Norris Jokes have been around long before Vin Diesel has even been around as an actorAWDMANOUT said:
EDIT: When Chuck Norris does push ups he is in fact pushing the world down
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris