Chuck Norris..

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Dude im 19, just because i ain't seen any Chuck Norris' movies doesn't mean im under 14...

Shit, sorry dude, it does sound like I'm saying you're younger. Should have just said if you hadn't seen the movies then you might not understand. Again, sorry dude. >_>

No harm done

 

[AndyVale]

It's a meme. Like most memes it starts off quite funny then gets hijacked by people who are nowhere near as funny and also seem to have a very strong threshold for getting bored of old jokes. But there are still some gold nuggets to be found amidst the sea of turd.

To chuck (see what I did there) one of my favourites in:

When Chuck Norris does press-ups he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Darzen]

chuck norris is 60 years old. For those who forgot his 60th birthday last month...don't try to run &hide he will find you

 

[UnusualStranger]

Chuck Norris saw this coming from so far away, he figured out it would happen now last year!

 

[TheTim]

It's jokes and funny jokes none the less.

But it's because he is a god. He created man kind.

 

[EeveeElectro]

It's a meme. People are silly.

He doesn't sound like a nice man on his Wiki page.

 

[GreatVladmir]

he is rule

He is rule? *facepalm*

Because people think it's funny to make jokes about what he can do. Honestly, I think it's stupid.

True, it is one of the most un-funny meme's, next to those bloody awful lolcats.

OK... quick question:

Who here has actually seen one of Chuck Norris' films?

I have, and it was awful, really.

 

[Dorian6]

F*ck Chuck Norris!

Theodore Roosevelt would kick his ass

 

[dududf]

It's a meme, There are a lot of them:

Not ED [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Meme]

Yeah I linked ED... Ok I'm very sorry for linking that... I'm not getting rid of it, It's searing your eyes gentlemen.

Just use this
http://whatport80.com/Meme
It's the ED Safe version.

 

[Dr. Crawver]

because he did the roundhouse kick, an increadably badass move, but the only one in his asenel.

I can't resist, please don't ban me "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water get's Norrised

 

[Robert632]

Because it's an overused meme. Liek Mudkipz.

 

[internetzealot1]

Hah! Price being compared to Chuck Norris...

 

[AWDMANOUT]

.......Where are you getting your information? >.>

 

[Tartarga]

Its because he was once killed by Bruce Lee and was then resurrected in the form of Walker Texas Ranger.

 

[Space Spoons]

The only people who think Chuck Norris is a God incarnate are the people who have never seen this movie.
Chuck's skill as a martial artist and an all-around manly man is admirable, but there's only one true master, and that's Bruce Lee.

 

[Slaanax]

Its partially based on the old Bill Braskey jokes from Saturday Night Live or Saturday light nive that I originally type. Someone said early they started out as Vinn Diesel jokes, but Chuck caught on better.

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

The only people who think Chuck Norris is a God incarnate are the people who have never seen this movie.
Chuck's skill as a martial artist and an all-around manly man is admirable, but there's only one true master, and that's Bruce Lee.

Of course he couldn't have won,I mean where is his trademark beard.

 

[TheComedown]

dude... you should probably watch your back now, you've questioned Chuck Norris... tho by the time this is posted you'll probably be dead already

 

[Snarky Username]

Watch one episode of Walker Texas Ranger and you'll see why. The very first clip of the show I ever watch featured Chuck Norris literally roundhouse kicking a locked door off its hinges.

 

[Naheal]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chuck-norris-facts

Explains it all.