Chuck Norris..

[Serafis]

Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

If I have to explain it to you, Chuck Norris will descend and turn you inside out.
-Chuck Norris can taste lies.
-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
-If Chuck Norris is running late then time better slow the fuck down!

 

[Allstar309]

If tapped, a Chuck Norris round house kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.

True story

 

[Srkkl]

I honestly couldn't tell you, Texas Ranger pretty much sucked, along with most everything else he's done.

 

[eelel]

The better question is why 4chan dose anything. They do it for the lolz.

 

[Revolutionary]

CHUCK NORRIS divided by zero and lived.

 

[Raiha]

mainly because chuck norris has been in so many "so bad they're good" movies and TV shows that he is simply associated with them now. he's like bruce campbell without the self awareness. plus if you are going to make improbable claims about awesomeness then i guess chuck norris is about as good as anyone to make them about.

 

[Rand-m]

It's really just the fact that he basically made a reasonably successful transition from "World Martial Arts Champion" to "Actor". Also, The fact that he is a one man army- neigh- a one man NATION in almost all of his roles. He was so ridiculously typecast, I guess people just started saying that stuff.

I blame 4chan.

EDIT:

Oh for fuck sake everyone treats him as if he's a friggin' God! Gosh It's like cutting your wrist with a shard of glass covered in poison while have your tounge slashed and eyes gourged out, covering yourself with oil, smoking poison ivy wrapped in cabbage leaves, stabbing medical waste into your rear, having molten gold poured down your throat, having vinger rubbed into all the wounds and then throwing yourself of a plane into the Sahara Desert with you waterflask filled with boiling hot coffee with cyanide replacing sugar and having a bath in boil water all while having an ultra hot flush. He is just a human.

Holy shit.

I blame you.

 

[Raiha]

Oh for fuck sake everyone treats him as if he's a friggin' God! Gosh It's like cutting your wrist with a shard of glass covered in poison while have your tounge slashed and eyes gourged out, covering yourself with oil, smoking poison ivy wrapped in cabbage leaves, stabbing medical waste into your rear, having molten gold poured down your throat, having vinger rubbed into all the wounds and then throwing yourself of a plane into the Sahara Desert with you waterflask filled with boiling hot coffee with cyanide replacing sugar and having a bath in boil water all while having an ultra hot flush. He is just a human.

all of that is simply chuck norris's morning wake-up ritual.

 

[Jekken6]

It's because Chuck Norris is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[Jim From Accounting]

OK... quick question:

Who here has actually seen one of Chuck Norris' films?

yes i have it was delta something

 

[TheEpic_1]

i saw earlier in this post about chuck norris dying.

chuck norris will never die, just become displeased with this world he has created and move onto the next, destroying this one in the process. i think it may be the 21st december 2012... just a hunch.

 

[Tiny116]

I have always wondered....why does everyone on the internet relate to Chuck Norris in someway like he is a god amoungst mortals or something? You always see people on the internet randomly mention Chuck Norris in a thread on forums, just 5 minutes ago i saw someone say that Price in Mw2 could be from the same species as Chuck Norris >.>...what makes him such an Icon?! Even in Family Guy they go on about Chuck Norris being so tough he has a fist under his beard..what is it about him that makes everyone go on about him >.>

I don't even know, he's become a metaphor for awesome kickassery
just remeber when Chuck Norris stands in a puddle, Chuck Norris dosn't get wet the puddle gets Chuck Norris'd!

[sub]that one always cracks me up[/sub]

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Well, an obvious answer would be that he doesn't afraid of anything.
But if I wasn't a dumb ass, I'd say it's because of the respect he's gather from all the action packed roles he's played in his movies and TV shows.

 

[dsmops2003]

Because Chuck Norris trained and starred in "way of the dragon" with Bruce Lee who if were still alive would be superior to the Norris. Sorry Chuck its true...

 

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

Ran out of time and I had to post on here sorry if someone else said this.

All of the Chuck Norris jokes are mainly "for the lulz" and that's fine but, when people constantly push the joke saying how its so funny and just say, Chuck Norris jokes as their way of being funny, well as Droopy said, "That makes me mad."

Check his Fight Record, he has more defeats than victories.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

 

[Above]

Dude, Chuck Norris.

I Agree.

[HEADING=1] ITS CHUCK Norris! [/HEADING]

And because his tears cure cancer...to bad he never crys...Ever....

 

[NoNameMcgee]

It's a meme. People are silly.

He doesn't sound like a nice man on his Wiki page.

Yeah, he's pretty much a closed-minded old fool. But the meme is funny sometimes.

 

[WestMountain]

First he were just simply kickass, then small kids started trolling about how super epic uber kickass-awesome he were and then a legend was born :]

 

[Raven's Nest]

Oh for fuck sake everyone treats him as if he's a friggin' God! Gosh It's like cutting your wrist with a shard of glass covered in poison while have your tounge slashed and eyes gourged out, covering yourself with oil, smoking poison ivy wrapped in cabbage leaves, stabbing medical waste into your rear, having molten gold poured down your throat, having vinger rubbed into all the wounds and then throwing yourself of a plane into the Sahara Desert with you waterflask filled with boiling hot coffee with cyanide replacing sugar and having a bath in boil water all while having an ultra hot flush. He is just a human.

all of that is simply chuck norris's morning wake-up ritual.

ARAAGH! *continues rant*okay I'm good. But why is it that everybody worships celebritys, not just Chuck Norris (whom to be honest with you all I've never really heard of(true)) that annoys me. No-one is that strong and no-one is perfect. If Chuck Norris takes that as a personal insult then he has bleeding Narcassist Personality Disorder and I wouldn't want to touch anyone with that with a ten mile pole (if such excisted).

If it makes you feel better, Chuck Norris apparently hates all of these jokes and doesn't find any of them funny...

I can see why such jokes exist though. World class martial artists tend to be the closest thing we have to actual superhero's. It makes sense that people would idolize them in such a manner. There are much worse things to get upset about...