Clarification needed: Why do women LOVE Twilight?

thiosk

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Bowl Full said:
If Edward is perfection, I'm very disappointed in society. If that's the best it can spit out of it's hairy womb then I might as well change sex and marry a blow-up doll. =D
/applauds

i like you. will you be my friend?

Who wants to bet that the womb this idiot came out of actually was hairy.
 

Sccye

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http://current.com/items/89591135/target_women_vampires.htm

I found this rather entertaining on the subject of women and Twilight.
 

IronDuke

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Echo3Delta said:
And where the hell do you get off calling girls who don't want to be pressured into having sex "sexually insecure"? That's a sickeningly ignorant and immature analysis. Whatever. I respect the movie for its message and hope it might wake up some of our female population who think they have to give in to their man's animal desires before he'll love them. THAT freedom is what girls seek. And, OP, that's why most of them love Twilight.
Jesus christ on a stick. Guess what, all animals need to be compliant with their mate to ensure the survival of their species. If a doe refuses to mate, it will likely become an outcast-it just isnt the natural thing to do, and does nothing for its race.

It is ignorant to assume that females should go against nature for some warped sense of morality or whatever you want to call it. We are still simply animals, and girls who are afraid of sex/loss of virginity are sexually insecure (once they are sexually mature, which happens quite early for most girls 11-16), as by all rights they are perfectly ready for intercourse.
 

Snypar

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Abedeus said:
Snypar said:
ExplosionProofTaco said:
101194 said:
Hes a Petifile, Don't worry.
Must ...resist ...urge ...to ... be.... grammar... Nazi.... but... urge.... too...strong.... IT'S SPELLED PEDOPHILE! ARGGH! WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU AT SCHOOL?! SHITSLUTCOCKS!
ahhh shit!!! its actually PAEDOPHILE with an A!
yes yes i no the dictionary says it doesnt have an a, but thats only because Americans cant spell so they changed it! colour also has a u!!
Bollocks, pish-pash! And I think your monocle fell off.

Swish.


Seriously though, you can't be serious about the "colour" thing. Can you?


...Can he?
i am, seeing as every other english speaking counrty in the world spell it woth a u, just like humour, rumour etc. ...ok this is heading OT, but WAT IS WITH AMERICANS HAVING A DIFFERENT SIZE GALLON TO EUROPE?! you no the place they came from... pressumably they woulda kept the same units of measurement but nooo.... fracking americans
 

Echo3Delta

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oddresin said:
Jesus christ on a stick. Guess what, all animals need to be compliant with their mate to ensure the survival of their species. If a doe refuses to mate, it will likely become an outcast-it just isnt the natural thing to do, and does nothing for its race.

It is ignorant to assume that females should go against nature for some warped sense of morality or whatever you want to call it. We are still simply animals, and girls who are afraid of sex/loss of virginity are sexually insecure (once they are sexually mature, which happens quite early for most girls 11-16), as by all rights they are perfectly ready for intercourse.
Normally, I'd dismiss you as useless, but I'm feeling confrontational so I'll bite.

This is a prime example of a pretty intriguing trend I've noticed among liberals/hippies/16-year-old internet users: the need to lower us men to the status of animals. Your absolute crippling dread of accepting any responsibility for your actions is such that you hide behind the manufactured excuse that we are not above our animal instincts. I can see how this is a comforting way to look at the world. The absence of right and wrong brings with it the absence of consequence. And if you yearn for purpose, you can take up environmentalism and drum yourself into a fever of self-righteousness and hatred for mankind (from which stems these nasty little rules of society that you so fear).

Unfortunately, this being the real world where actions have consequences, and us being forced to live with people such as you, I'm compelled to set you straight.

You and Alex both seem to agree that worrying about sex is evidence of some abnormal insecurity. I can't believe I'm explaining this to (presumably) grown men, but CONDOMS DON'T WORK. A little fun fact: I'm a U.S. Marine. Normally I wouldn't advertise that, but that gives you an idea of the kind of people I hang out with, and boy do I hear some stories. I know a guy who's had a hard probe shoved up his dick, because he was scared to death of STDs after a drunken one-night-stand and made the mistake of going to the free clinic to get tested. I know a guy who's had an unplanned daughter that he was not ready for. He was wearing a condom. She was on birth control. Now he's on active duty, cause he couldn't support his new family being only a reservist. And I myself was an unplanned child. Being raised by a single mom for 18 years, never once meeting my dad, and constantly flirting with the poverty line have taught me (would you believe it?) that sex is something to be taken seriously.

You children (I don't care if you're 35 - your views are those of adolescents) are everything that's wrong with America, and I tire of your company.
 

PersianLlama

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Snypar said:
Abedeus said:
Snypar said:
ExplosionProofTaco said:
101194 said:
Hes a Petifile, Don't worry.
Must ...resist ...urge ...to ... be.... grammar... Nazi.... but... urge.... too...strong.... IT'S SPELLED PEDOPHILE! ARGGH! WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU AT SCHOOL?! SHITSLUTCOCKS!
ahhh shit!!! its actually PAEDOPHILE with an A!
yes yes i no the dictionary says it doesnt have an a, but thats only because Americans cant spell so they changed it! colour also has a u!!
Bollocks, pish-pash! And I think your monocle fell off.

Swish.


Seriously though, you can't be serious about the "colour" thing. Can you?


...Can he?
i am, seeing as every other english speaking counrty in the world spell it woth a u, just like humour, rumour etc. ...ok this is heading OT, but WAT IS WITH AMERICANS HAVING A DIFFERENT SIZE GALLON TO EUROPE?! you no the place they came from... pressumably they woulda kept the same units of measurement but nooo.... fracking americans

Does it really matter that the U.S. doesn't spell color as colour? Quite a pointless thing to care about.

Echo3Delta said:
oddresin said:
Jesus christ on a stick. Guess what, all animals need to be compliant with their mate to ensure the survival of their species. If a doe refuses to mate, it will likely become an outcast-it just isnt the natural thing to do, and does nothing for its race.

It is ignorant to assume that females should go against nature for some warped sense of morality or whatever you want to call it. We are still simply animals, and girls who are afraid of sex/loss of virginity are sexually insecure (once they are sexually mature, which happens quite early for most girls 11-16), as by all rights they are perfectly ready for intercourse.
Normally, I'd dismiss you as useless, but I'm feeling confrontational so I'll bite.

This is a prime example of a pretty intriguing trend I've noticed among liberals/hippies/16-year-old internet users: the need to lower us men to the status of animals.

Technically, Homo sapiens are part of the animal kingdom.
 

Bowl Full

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thiosk said:
Bowl Full said:
If Edward is perfection, I'm very disappointed in society. If that's the best it can spit out of it's hairy womb then I might as well change sex and marry a blow-up doll. =D
/applauds

i like you. will you be my friend?

Who wants to bet that the womb this idiot came out of actually was hairy.
Sure you can be my friend. :D
While we're at it, let's have a muffin party for Twatlight.
 

WolfThomas

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These women need a real vampire/man

[http://imageshack.us]

A former pirate turned rocker. FUCK YEAH!
 

mike1921

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Echo3Delta said:
oddresin said:
Jesus christ on a stick. Guess what, all animals need to be compliant with their mate to ensure the survival of their species. If a doe refuses to mate, it will likely become an outcast-it just isnt the natural thing to do, and does nothing for its race.

It is ignorant to assume that females should go against nature for some warped sense of morality or whatever you want to call it. We are still simply animals, and girls who are afraid of sex/loss of virginity are sexually insecure (once they are sexually mature, which happens quite early for most girls 11-16), as by all rights they are perfectly ready for intercourse.
Normally, I'd dismiss you as useless, but I'm feeling confrontational so I'll bite.

This is a prime example of a pretty intriguing trend I've noticed among liberals/hippies/16-year-old internet users: the need to lower us men to the status of animals. Your absolute crippling dread of accepting any responsibility for your actions is such that you hide behind the manufactured excuse that we are not above our animal instincts. I can see how this is a comforting way to look at the world. The absence of right and wrong brings with it the absence of consequence. And if you yearn for purpose, you can take up environmentalism and drum yourself into a fever of self-righteousness and hatred for mankind (from which stems these nasty little rules of society that you so fear).

Unfortunately, this being the real world where actions have consequences, and us being forced to live with people such as you, I'm compelled to set you straight.

You and Alex both seem to agree that worrying about sex is evidence of some abnormal insecurity. I can't believe I'm explaining this to (presumably) grown men, but CONDOMS DON'T WORK. A little fun fact: I'm a U.S. Marine. Normally I wouldn't advertise that, but that gives you an idea of the kind of people I hang out with, and boy do I hear some stories. I know a guy who's had a hard probe shoved up his dick, because he was scared to death of STDs after a drunken one-night-stand and made the mistake of going to the free clinic to get tested. I know a guy who's had an unplanned daughter that he was not ready for. He was wearing a condom. She was on birth control. Now he's on active duty, cause he couldn't support his new family being only a reservist. And I myself was an unplanned child. Being raised by a single mom for 18 years, never once meeting my dad, and constantly flirting with the poverty line have taught me (would you believe it?) that sex is something to be taken seriously.

You children (I don't care if you're 35 - your views are those of adolescents) are everything that's wrong with America, and I tire of your company.
oddr didn't lower males to animals, he/she lowered everyone to animals, we're just animals capable of morals. Which need reasons behind them otherwise we shouldn't.

He's not wrong.

STDs could be tested in America at least and you and your partner could know, and early term abortion(the kind that debatebly one would mind if it weren't for christianity, which also causes people to think sex is wrong) could be used as a last resort. Kinda makes casual sex risky since STDs(reason would be easier for you to think up than me to explain) and people could not test if they're pregnant till it's too late or be against all abortion(which I see as insane as being against all birth control) but as far as people who trust each other, they don't need to worry about anything if they're smart. Also, I'm an accident to.
 

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Ayrav said:
Vampires don't have sex organs and they live forever so they can't 'love' anyone in a true sense.
Adult films say otherwise!

Echo3Delta said:
You and Alex both seem to agree that worrying about sex is evidence of some abnormal insecurity. I can't believe I'm explaining this to (presumably) grown men, but CONDOMS DON'T WORK.
While I appreciate defending men since we are about as 'animalistic' as any other gender out there (if you don't know why I didn't just say women go take a few psychology courses and discuss gender) I do have to say this is a bit iffy.

I'm quite sure condoms work.

My lack of STDs and children kind of make me think so. Likewise I feel that not getting into gunfights seriously reduces my chances of getting shot, both assumptions have worked out pretty well for me.

Then again a good head on your shoulders is a good preventive model for both issues.
 

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The same reason that shitty yaoi fanfiction about Cloud and Sephiroth is popular among young girls.

It's pretty much a poster-child for escapism entertainment. It most likely wouldn't have sold nearly as well if the main character wasn't such a Mary Sue character [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue].
 

WolfThomas

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Ayrav said:
Vampires don't have sex organs and they live forever so they can't 'love' anyone in a true sense.
I thought they had them, but they didn't work -blood flow, atrophy, etc
 

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Bryn: What if they still have sex often?


This what I think of the song: "So God damn easy to write this, you make it spill off the page."

It actually fits quite well don't you think?
 

InifniteWit

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Can we please get an effing mod in here at some point this is just getting ridiculous.

And as to you marine buddy who's balloon burst that a lawsuit right there. The product failed to life up to its advertised purpose so sue them, it might weaken the economy by fueling shitty capitalists but what the hell this is America.

Humans are animals, we just happen to be animals who have grown to be a ridiculous bloated population that is a burden to the planet. Out genetic imperative, to reproduce has driven said mass bloating.

Our drive to provide food for our offspring drove technological improvements to help with hunting. Our drive to provide security for our offspring led to us banding together, increasing the chances of our babies living. After domestication and agriculture we tried to control land to dictate our offspring's access to these resources. And then we started expanding until we ran into other groups. These folks wanted land (including your group's) so they decide to bash our brains in to take our land. Oh shit! Now they're putting our babies lives at risk by A.Taking our land and cows and B. Killing the dadies. So eventually the people with more rocks killed off and took the land of the small rocked peoples, biding them into civilizations. These big old bloated deals went on to come up with fancy morals that they used to justify the true motives of their actions, to protect and provide space for their babies.

So, in short our ridiculous moral justifications have been nothing but excuse for getting it on!

FREE LOVE!!!!!