Clarification needed: Why do women LOVE Twilight?

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See, proof that we are being digested by a decadent culture spawned from a faulty, amoral universe.
 

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stevetastic said:
Because the actor playing Edward is hot. thats why, there just as shallow as men in that respect.
Actually, the books had a huge teenage following before the film was made. I think whoever said that its a form of escapism for sad teenage girls hit the nail on the head. They'll probably grow out of it once they get a real-live boyfriend.
 

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I'm honestly not impressed by Twilight, the story isn't amazing (Vampires in love!? What happened to the good old Dracula types that basically focus on blood-drinking and then take some time to seduce the next victim!?).
And the guy, whatever his name is, doesn't impress me. He's not that good looking, so even the appeal the movie has to girls is dead.
I never did get all the fuss about that movie...
 

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chuckman1 said:
I know a lot of boys who like Twilight (laughs).
Oh god, so do I! There's a fanclub in my school which is like half guys. Alot of whom are the people I hang with.
 

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MajinMoose said:
Okay, well I am a straight teenage boy and I am currnetly about half-way through the book, and to be honest I'm really liking it; Most probably because I am not one of those retards that can't function when they don't have ten gallons of blood flying up their nostrils. Okay so it has its flaws, it's slow paced, some of the characters would be more memorable if they were replaced by a lump of bricks with down-syndrome, but overall it's not bad. But all these girls talking about Edward being the perfect guy is really a load of bullshit. As far as I can tell he's actually a ****. Sure all of his smarmy comments are clouded by cryptic messages but but put a cardboard cutout of a cake in front of a turd, it's still a turd, a very chewy turd but a turd nontheless. But for all it's flaws it still manages to draw me in until I feel like I'm a teenage girl with a hundred year old pervet trying awkwardly to molest me...And by that I mean it's immersive I'm not sick or anything. But I guess everyone here is probably refering to the movie which I haven't seen in fear that the "Perfect guy" everyone's wet their panties over is portaryed as anyone else but Chuck Norris.
Scariest thing I've read thus far today.
 

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I recently say the movie and thought it funny that whenever the main character spoke to Edward she sounded like had just had an orgasm. If women want a guy like that, who will abuse and push them away constantly, well then women are crazier than I thought.
 

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Inarticulate_Underachiever said:
Because Twilight is the ultimate fanfic
Makes sense, it does appear to be written by a somewhat literate twelve-year old.

I have an obsession with reading a series through to the very end, and this is the ONE SERIES I could not finish. Out of the hundreds and hundreds of books I've read, this is the one.

At least the werewolves don't sparkle too, or we'd have a problem.
 

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Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.

Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
 

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Symp4thy said:
Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.

Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?

And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
 

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way to many chicks, age 13-21 have the hots for Vampires.

ironic isnt it ?! they are horny for vampires without any blood circulation, meaning no erection, and you dont wanna tell a dude with fangs to eat pussy!
 

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Del-Toro said:
chuckman1 said:
I know a lot of boys who like Twilight (laughs).
Oh god, so do I! There's a fanclub in my school which is like half guys. Alot of whom are the people I hang with.
Do they drink Clamato and wear clothes from Hot Topic?
 

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Aqualung said:
Symp4thy said:
Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.

Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?

And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Yeah? Let me know when that happens.
 

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Symp4thy said:
Aqualung said:
Symp4thy said:
Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.

Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?

And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Yeah? Let me know when that happens.
Hey there, take it easy. Just because someone's not an author doesn't mean that they can't criticize a book for being poorly written. Harry Potter and Twilight are not "great literature." They're basically cliches. I wouldn't be surprised if said poster took a year off, and wrote a hackneyed novel, after going through round after round of professional editing if it might not surpass Twilight. Twilight is mass market pulp for tween girls - its not trying to be anything more than that and a savvy marketing campaign. Its a success, that doesn't mean its 'good'.

Really, vampires that sparkle in the sunlight like diamonds? Werewolves that aren't really werewolves, but Indigenous American shapeshifters? Vegetarian blood-drinkers? Its like they took all the myths and watered them down to make them accessible to pop culture standards of morality - get rid of all the personal horror - the idea of being forced to become a monster who lives off the blood of others - and make it into a wish fulfilling fantasy -- with a ton of deus ex machina plot contrivances thrown in.
 

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caross73 said:
Symp4thy said:
Aqualung said:
Symp4thy said:
Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.

Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?

And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Yeah? Let me know when that happens.
Hey there, take it easy. Just because someone's not an author doesn't mean that they can't criticize a book for being poorly written. Harry Potter and Twilight are not "great literature." They're basically cliches. I wouldn't be surprised if said poster took a year off, and wrote a hackneyed novel, after going through round after round of professional editing if it might not surpass Twilight. Twilight is mass market pulp for tween girls - its not trying to be anything more than that and a savvy marketing campaign. Its a success, that doesn't mean its 'good'.

Really, vampires that sparkle in the sunlight like diamonds? Werewolves that aren't really werewolves, but Indigenous American shapeshifters?
You're right, that was unnecessary of me. I just don't understand why people have to hate on each other or things other people like. So what if practically every teen girl in America talks about Twilight? It's written for them. You don't think they got sick of hearing, "ZOMG Dark Knight is the greatest movie evar!!! Heath Ledger should get the Oscar for greatest actor in the world!" or "I totally pwned on Halo last night."?
 

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Symp4thy said:
caross73 said:
Symp4thy said:
Aqualung said:
Symp4thy said:
Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.

Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?

And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Yeah? Let me know when that happens.
Hey there, take it easy. Just because someone's not an author doesn't mean that they can't criticize a book for being poorly written. Harry Potter and Twilight are not "great literature." They're basically cliches. I wouldn't be surprised if said poster took a year off, and wrote a hackneyed novel, after going through round after round of professional editing if it might not surpass Twilight. Twilight is mass market pulp for tween girls - its not trying to be anything more than that and a savvy marketing campaign. Its a success, that doesn't mean its 'good'.

Really, vampires that sparkle in the sunlight like diamonds? Werewolves that aren't really werewolves, but Indigenous American shapeshifters?
You're right, that was unnecessary of me. I just don't understand why people have to hate on each other or things other people like. So what if practically every teen girl in America talks about Twilight? It's written for them. You don't think they got sick of hearing, "ZOMG Dark Knight is the greatest movie evar!!! Heath Ledger should get the Oscar for greatest actor in the world!" or "I totally pwned on Halo last night."?
Its cool, I just don't think one needs to be an author to talk about literature. It sort of sucks not being the one the marketing is aimed at, and not able to appreciate it, but those are the breaks.
 

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I didn't find the actor for Edward very attractive, personally.
I read the first three books, thought they were okay (characters have no personality -- Bella got on my fucking nerves), but decided that no, Stephenie Meyer, I will not waste $20 on another book.

I read an interview with Robert Pattinson. He said he hated Edward as a character, saying that "He's a 108 year old virgin, so he's obviously got some issues there."
He made fun of Edward a bit more, but I can't remember exactly what it was.
 

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I think Roger Ebert ALMOST said it best:

"Come on now, what is "Twilight" really about? It's about a 108 year old teenage boy trying to practice abstinence, and how, in the heat of the moment, it's really, really hard. And about a plain girl with lots of romantic choices, because she's so plain who wants to go all the way with him, and doesn't care what might happen."

Italic text added by yours truly.

Of course this blogger was a bit more blunt: http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/

This Bella girl creates problems for everyone around her, she is the ultimate submissive girl who is incapable of taking care of herself through the entire book, and requires not one, but a whole family of superhuman protectors, even after she is given near demigod status, to prevent the poor choices she made from having their obvious consequences.
 

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The movie should have showed Edward as an abusive douche. Girls still would have watched it, the company would've made money, and the boyfriends could have had a laugh.

Renikor said:
I wish I knew. Started out like this in my school:
Chick: WHEN ARE WE GETTING IN NEW MOON NOM NOM NOM
Librarian:Iunno come to think of it lemme order 200043535 copies of Twilight RIGHT NOW!
CHICK: WOO
We get the books, and a few days later my school looks kinda like this
"OMGAWSH DID YOU GO TO THE PARTZ0RZ WHERE ED IS LIKE WOOSH AND HIS BALLS START BREAKING PPLZ NECKZ?"
"OMG NO BUT ED IS LIKE SO HAWT ANYWAY"
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UGH JACOB FOR THE WIN GIRLFRIEND!"
"OH NO YOU DIDNT!!"
Yup. Twilight is just something that makes the girls feel better about themselves.
You, my friend, are a literary genius.
 

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Why is it that I'm reading all these posts by people attempting to defend the books/movie/whatever, and they often seem to say things like:

I don't get all the hate. I read the books, and they were alright, I suppose. I kind of hated the characters and the story, but I enjoyed it.

This baffles me. If I read a story wherein I come away hating, you know, EVERYTHING ABOUT THE BOOK, I don't say I liked it. I say I hated it. It's not good. I don't defend it. Is it the herd mentality I'm witnessing here?