Because not all of them are old enough to reach the high shelf where the Anita Blake books are?
Actually, the books had a huge teenage following before the film was made. I think whoever said that its a form of escapism for sad teenage girls hit the nail on the head. They'll probably grow out of it once they get a real-live boyfriend.stevetastic said:Because the actor playing Edward is hot. thats why, there just as shallow as men in that respect.
Oh god, so do I! There's a fanclub in my school which is like half guys. Alot of whom are the people I hang with.chuckman1 said:I know a lot of boys who like Twilight (laughs).
Scariest thing I've read thus far today.MajinMoose said:Okay, well I am a straight teenage boy and I am currnetly about half-way through the book, and to be honest I'm really liking it; Most probably because I am not one of those retards that can't function when they don't have ten gallons of blood flying up their nostrils. Okay so it has its flaws, it's slow paced, some of the characters would be more memorable if they were replaced by a lump of bricks with down-syndrome, but overall it's not bad. But all these girls talking about Edward being the perfect guy is really a load of bullshit. As far as I can tell he's actually a ****. Sure all of his smarmy comments are clouded by cryptic messages but but put a cardboard cutout of a cake in front of a turd, it's still a turd, a very chewy turd but a turd nontheless. But for all it's flaws it still manages to draw me in until I feel like I'm a teenage girl with a hundred year old pervet trying awkwardly to molest me...And by that I mean it's immersive I'm not sick or anything. But I guess everyone here is probably refering to the movie which I haven't seen in fear that the "Perfect guy" everyone's wet their panties over is portaryed as anyone else but Chuck Norris.
Makes sense, it does appear to be written by a somewhat literate twelve-year old.Inarticulate_Underachiever said:Because Twilight is the ultimate fanfic
..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?Symp4thy said:Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.
Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
Do they drink Clamato and wear clothes from Hot Topic?Del-Toro said:Oh god, so do I! There's a fanclub in my school which is like half guys. Alot of whom are the people I hang with.chuckman1 said:I know a lot of boys who like Twilight (laughs).
Yeah? Let me know when that happens.Aqualung said:..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?Symp4thy said:Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.
Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Hey there, take it easy. Just because someone's not an author doesn't mean that they can't criticize a book for being poorly written. Harry Potter and Twilight are not "great literature." They're basically cliches. I wouldn't be surprised if said poster took a year off, and wrote a hackneyed novel, after going through round after round of professional editing if it might not surpass Twilight. Twilight is mass market pulp for tween girls - its not trying to be anything more than that and a savvy marketing campaign. Its a success, that doesn't mean its 'good'.Symp4thy said:Yeah? Let me know when that happens.Aqualung said:..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?Symp4thy said:Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.
Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
You're right, that was unnecessary of me. I just don't understand why people have to hate on each other or things other people like. So what if practically every teen girl in America talks about Twilight? It's written for them. You don't think they got sick of hearing, "ZOMG Dark Knight is the greatest movie evar!!! Heath Ledger should get the Oscar for greatest actor in the world!" or "I totally pwned on Halo last night."?caross73 said:Hey there, take it easy. Just because someone's not an author doesn't mean that they can't criticize a book for being poorly written. Harry Potter and Twilight are not "great literature." They're basically cliches. I wouldn't be surprised if said poster took a year off, and wrote a hackneyed novel, after going through round after round of professional editing if it might not surpass Twilight. Twilight is mass market pulp for tween girls - its not trying to be anything more than that and a savvy marketing campaign. Its a success, that doesn't mean its 'good'.Symp4thy said:Yeah? Let me know when that happens.Aqualung said:..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?Symp4thy said:Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.
Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Really, vampires that sparkle in the sunlight like diamonds? Werewolves that aren't really werewolves, but Indigenous American shapeshifters?
Its cool, I just don't think one needs to be an author to talk about literature. It sort of sucks not being the one the marketing is aimed at, and not able to appreciate it, but those are the breaks.Symp4thy said:You're right, that was unnecessary of me. I just don't understand why people have to hate on each other or things other people like. So what if practically every teen girl in America talks about Twilight? It's written for them. You don't think they got sick of hearing, "ZOMG Dark Knight is the greatest movie evar!!! Heath Ledger should get the Oscar for greatest actor in the world!" or "I totally pwned on Halo last night."?caross73 said:Hey there, take it easy. Just because someone's not an author doesn't mean that they can't criticize a book for being poorly written. Harry Potter and Twilight are not "great literature." They're basically cliches. I wouldn't be surprised if said poster took a year off, and wrote a hackneyed novel, after going through round after round of professional editing if it might not surpass Twilight. Twilight is mass market pulp for tween girls - its not trying to be anything more than that and a savvy marketing campaign. Its a success, that doesn't mean its 'good'.Symp4thy said:Yeah? Let me know when that happens.Aqualung said:..Because it infuriates me when I start a conversation about Underworld and some blonde behind me interrupts to pose a question as to why they don't sparkle, too?Symp4thy said:Who cares what someone else likes? The real question is why do all of you hate it so much? I bet most of you only hate it because it's so popular. And I also bet that half the people that hate it for that reason are Halo fanboys that act the same way, "wetting their panties" over Halo.
Get over it. If you hate it so much, why do you want to talk about it?
And I did read the first two books. I can honestly say that I could write a better novel.
Really, vampires that sparkle in the sunlight like diamonds? Werewolves that aren't really werewolves, but Indigenous American shapeshifters?
You, my friend, are a literary genius.Renikor said:I wish I knew. Started out like this in my school:
Chick: WHEN ARE WE GETTING IN NEW MOON NOM NOM NOM
Librarian:Iunno come to think of it lemme order 200043535 copies of Twilight RIGHT NOW!
CHICK: WOO
We get the books, and a few days later my school looks kinda like this
"OMGAWSH DID YOU GO TO THE PARTZ0RZ WHERE ED IS LIKE WOOSH AND HIS BALLS START BREAKING PPLZ NECKZ?"
"OMG NO BUT ED IS LIKE SO HAWT ANYWAY"
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UGH JACOB FOR THE WIN GIRLFRIEND!"
"OH NO YOU DIDNT!!"
Yup. Twilight is just something that makes the girls feel better about themselves.