Clever Riddles/Puzzles

[Player 2]

I was interested to see some of the riddles you guys have picked up along your travels. They can be the trick questions, or just word games. Mine is:
L . . . N . . . S . . . U . . . . N . . . A . . . . . P
. E . R . T . U . E . O . R . I . D . S . W . A . O
. . A . . . O . . . Y . . . M . . . . A . . . E . . . N

I got Learn to use your mind as a weapon.

I got this as well.

MaxTheReaper murders two people at the same time, but they are not near each other. How could he do this?

Nuclear missile.

 

[Lexodus]

Which of these is correct:

The yolks of the egg are white,
or
The yolk of the eggs are white?

 

[El Poncho]

Learn to use your mind as a weapon

 

[El Poncho]

Is it a pregnant woman

 

[Lukeje]

Which of these is correct:

The yolks of the egg are white,
or
The yolk of the eggs are white?

Grammatically neither is correct. With regard to common sense, the yolk of an egg is yellow.

I belive the correct riddle is:

Which is correct; "The yolk of the eggs is white" or "The yolks of the eggs are white"?

Is it a pregnant woman

Is what a pregnant woman? (Hint: quoting would help).

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Yahtzee runs out of Branston Pickle, how is this possible?

 

[arc101]

I have two:

A man lives in a hotel, and everyday he gets the lift from the top floor (20th) to the bottom, and goes to work. However on the way back up after work he only goes to the 8th floor, and walks the rest of the way.

You are in a room, n which all the walls facing south. Out one of the windows you see a bear, what colour is it?

First one because he's a dwarf and can't reach the 20 button.
-Edit- Beaten to it XD

Second one, no clue XD

second one is white, because it is a polar bear

 

[arc101]

there is a bus driver, he goes up onto the curb, goes inches from a pedestrian, and goes by in the watchful eye of a policeman, who does nothing. Why?

 

[arc101]

I got this as well.

MaxTheReaper murders two people at the same time, but they are not near each other. How could he do this?

Using poison

 

[Susano]

there is a bus driver, he goes up onto the curb, goes inches from a pedestrian, and goes by in the watchful eye of a policeman, who does nothing. Why?

The bus driver is walking.

 

[crudus]

Which of these is correct:

The yolks of the egg are white,
or
The yolk of the eggs are white?

Grammatically: The yolk of an egg is white. The yolks of eggs are white.

Answer to the riddle: Neither, egg yolks are yellow.

 

[Sindaine]

There is no bear
Okay
If you have it, you do not tell
If you know it, you do not want it
If you receive it, you dont know it
What is it?

AIDS, or some other STD?

 

[Music Mole]

YOu're Driving a bus, 7 people get on, 5 people get off, 3 more get on and a further 10 join, what color were the bus drivers eyes?

 

[Machine Gun Man]

YOu're Driving a bus, 7 people get on, 5 people get off, 3 more get on and a further 10 join, what color were the bus drivers eyes?

They would be blue, as I'm the driver.

 

[Music Mole]

YOu're Driving a bus, 7 people get on, 5 people get off, 3 more get on and a further 10 join, what color were the bus drivers eyes?

They would be blue, as I'm the driver.

You are a worthy advesary.

 

[Flap Jack452]

If I have the ball and I pass to "Music Mole", and then he passes it to "NoMoreSanity", who, being the clutz that he is, drops the ball and it rolls to the feet of Max_The_Reaper, who kicks it to Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, who finally deflates the ball with his cynical attitude and deathlike stare.
Three and half weeks later the ball is re-inflated by a small child who cherishes the ball until his dying day.

Who would have the ball?
(sorry for the probable grammar mistakes in that sentence.)

 

[19]

I sense a Dark Tower fan in here. Try this one, its extremely hard...

Not chest or box is now discussed,
money can be held in it.
As we test its mettle, within it there is "rust"

 

[Veret]

Spoiler

Trust.

Oh, please don't let me be ninja'd, I got this one so fast.

Edit: I looked through the first several pages of this thread and no one seems to have gotten the motorcycle one. Since I've heard it already, here you go:

Spoiler

The man was cheating at cards, so one of the other players killed him. "Motorcycles" is actually synecdoche for the design on the cards, of which there are 52 in a deck. This joke is typically told with bicycles instead, since that's a design that commonly appears on playing cards.

 

[my dog said quack]

I like the hotel one. Heres another:
A man is found dead outside a casino with fifty two motorcycles around him... how did this happen?

piss off some biker gang ?

 

[AlexJS]

There was a man who was born before his father, then killed his mother, and married his sister. Everyone thought this was normal. How is this possible?