Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

[bobmus]

You have it but can't hold it and you're always running out of it.

What is it?

Time?

 

[Terratina.]

@TheBobmus: Yes. You win.

 

[bobmus]

We're lost without it, though some abandon it.
It can't be held, but we'll still hold onto it.
Some that lose it ought not to,
What am I referring to?

(My apologies, but I'll be away for the week. If you reckon you've got it, start your own riddle and I'll confirm later)

 

[Terratina.]

@TheBobmus: Hope? Sanity? Some intangible concept that only lies within our consciousness?

 

[bobmus]

@TheBobmus: Hope? Sanity? Some intangible concept that only lies within our consciousness?

Hope was correct. Your go.

 

[Terratina.]

Ok then:

How did Mark legally marry 3 women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?

 

[MammothBlade]

Ok then:

How did Mark legally marry 3 women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?

He was a Mormon.

What is the difference between a grandmother and a granary?

 

[Terratina.]

Not the answer unfortunately, by the way.

 

[MammothBlade]

Not the answer unfortunately, by the way.

Does it have something to do with the holy trinity?

 

[Terratina.]

Nope. Think in legal terms.

 

[bobmus]

He was a vicar.

 

[Terratina.]

Close, but no cigar, as they say...

 

[MammothBlade]

He faked his death twice?

 

[Terratina.]

Nope, think in terms of job.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

 

[MammothBlade]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Nope, think in terms of job.

Hmmm

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

 

[MammothBlade]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

 

[MammothBlade]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They threw away the spare 4th cigarette, now they all have a match.