Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They threw away the spare 4th cigarette, now they all have a match.

Nope. This is actually rather easy, you'll probably slap yourself when you get it.

 

[MammothBlade]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They threw away the spare 4th cigarette, now they all have a match.

Nope. This is actually rather easy, you'll probably slap yourself when you get it.

They threw one guy off the boat.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They threw away the spare 4th cigarette, now they all have a match.

Nope. This is actually rather easy, you'll probably slap yourself when you get it.

They threw one guy off the boat.

No >.>

 

[bobmus]

One of the cigarettes was already lit?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

One of the cigarettes was already lit?

Nope. Wrong

 

[The Funslinger]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

 

[bobmus]

THEY SET THE WHOLE BOAT ON FIRE!!!

 

[The Funslinger]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

THEY SET THE WHOLE BOAT ON FIRE!!!

Nope! COME ON THIS IS EASY!

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

Again no! >.< I can't believe no one has got this yet. Over thinking it.

 

[The Funslinger]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

Again no! >.< I can't believe no one has got this yet. Over thinking it.

They don't use matches, they use a lighter?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

Again no! >.< I can't believe no one has got this yet. Over thinking it.

They don't use matches, they use a lighter?

WELL DONE! Someone finally got it! XD

 

[The Funslinger]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

Again no! >.< I can't believe no one has got this yet. Over thinking it.

They don't use matches, they use a lighter?

WELL DONE! Someone finally got it! XD

Alright. *shakes fist*

Three men check into a hotel, and each pay for a room. Each room costs £10. As they're in a group, the manager remembers that for every three rooms rented together, there's a £5 discount. He gives £5 to the bell boy to give back to the men. As he figures the men weren't aware, he pockets two pounds, and gives each man a pound off their room. Which means each man paid £9 for his room. 3 nines are 27. Plus the £2 the bell boy kept, is £29. Where is the missing pound?

And:

Translate this: YY U R YY U B YY U R 4 me I C

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

Again no! >.< I can't believe no one has got this yet. Over thinking it.

They don't use matches, they use a lighter?

WELL DONE! Someone finally got it! XD

Alright. *shakes fist*

Three men check into a hotel, and each pay for a room. Each room costs £10. As they're in a group, the manager remembers that for every three rooms rented together, there's a £5 discount. He gives £5 to the bell boy to give back to the men. As he figures the men weren't aware, he pockets two pounds, and gives each man a pound off their room. Which means each man paid £9 for his room. 3 nines are 27. Plus the £2 the bell boy kept, is £29. Where is the missing pound?


And:

Translate this: YY U R YY U B YY U R 4 me I C

1. um... eh... the manager dropped a pound and it rolled under his desk? >.>

2. I'm stumped.

 

[The Funslinger]

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

A chair.

Yuppers.

3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how can they smoke?

They just used up their last matches, their cigarettes are already lit.

I'm afraid not, try again

They use the boat as a lighter, right?

Well, getting closer. But no.

Like... the exhaust of the boat? Its engine or whatever you'd call it. And if you're going to be a picky asshole, they'd throw the extra cig away, because they're wasteful bastards.

Again no! >.< I can't believe no one has got this yet. Over thinking it.

They don't use matches, they use a lighter?

WELL DONE! Someone finally got it! XD

Alright. *shakes fist*

Three men check into a hotel, and each pay for a room. Each room costs £10. As they're in a group, the manager remembers that for every three rooms rented together, there's a £5 discount. He gives £5 to the bell boy to give back to the men. As he figures the men weren't aware, he pockets two pounds, and gives each man a pound off their room. Which means each man paid £9 for his room. 3 nines are 27. Plus the £2 the bell boy kept, is £29. Where is the missing pound?


And:

Translate this: YY U R YY U B YY U R 4 me I C

1.
um... eh... the manager dropped a pound and it rolled under his desk? >.>

2. I'm stumped.

Nope.

And ha!

Anyone else is welcome to take a crack at these, by the way.

 

[bobmus]

Three men check into a hotel, and each pay for a room. Each room costs £10. As they're in a group, the manager remembers that for every three rooms rented together, there's a £5 discount. He gives £5 to the bell boy to give back to the men. As he figures the men weren't aware, he pockets two pounds, and gives each man a pound off their room. Which means each man paid £9 for his room. 3 nines are 27. Plus the £2 the bell boy kept, is £29. Where is the missing pound?

And:

Translate this: YY U R YY U B YY U R 4 me I C

With the manager. The Manager has £25, the Bellboy has £2, and the Men have £3.
But then, aaaarrggghhh! Numbers hurt my brain.

 

[The Funslinger]

Three men check into a hotel, and each pay for a room. Each room costs £10. As they're in a group, the manager remembers that for every three rooms rented together, there's a £5 discount. He gives £5 to the bell boy to give back to the men. As he figures the men weren't aware, he pockets two pounds, and gives each man a pound off their room. Which means each man paid £9 for his room. 3 nines are 27. Plus the £2 the bell boy kept, is £29. Where is the missing pound?

And:

Translate this: YY U R YY U B YY U R 4 me I C

With the manager. The Manager has £25, the Bellboy has £2, and the Men have £3.
But then, aaaarrggghhh! Numbers hurt my brain.

Indeed. It's that rare piece of maths that is incorrect taken from an angle that should logically still work.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Why Why You are why why you be why why you are for me I see?

 

[Greenstarfanatic]

Three men check into a hotel, and each pay for a room. Each room costs £10. As they're in a group, the manager remembers that for every three rooms rented together, there's a £5 discount. He gives £5 to the bell boy to give back to the men. As he figures the men weren't aware, he pockets two pounds, and gives each man a pound off their room. Which means each man paid £9 for his room. 3 nines are 27. Plus the £2 the bell boy kept, is £29. Where is the missing pound?

And:

Translate this: YY U R YY U B YY U R 4 me I C

With the manager. The Manager has £25, the Bellboy has £2, and the Men have £3.
But then, aaaarrggghhh! Numbers hurt my brain.

Indeed. It's that rare piece of maths that is incorrect taken from an angle that should logically still work.

Well, they gave the Manager 30 pounds, then he realized they each should get five back, meaning they would pay 25 for the rooms total. The bellboy pocketed two pounds, giving them three pounds back, bringing the total up to 28, plus the two pounds the bellboy pocketed make it 30. There is no last pound. It's all in the way you word it. As for the other one, I dunno.