Commander Shepard Raps About Mining for Minerals in Mass Effect 2

[GL2814E]

I am starting to wonder if something is wrong with me since I don't mind mineral scanning. I mean its a little flow breaking, but honestly I use the time to eat, check email, talk to my fiance, etc, etc.

Regardless this is hilarious.

 

[thenoblitt]

That was pretty badass

 

[Wakefield]

This is comedy gold. I don't laugh out loud at youtube videos or songs but this was just pure brilliance.

 

[Chester41585]

I thought this was a troll for a second, then saw that the poster was also John Funk, Games Editor for this website.
Weird.

 

[Wildrow12]

That was fucking awesome.

Normandy 4 Life.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Ah! But is he the very model of a scientist salarian?

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

Did Joker just transform into Slippy Toad while doing thr robot!? Crazy

 

[Win Laik Pya]

This is news how?

Is the world that enamored with Mass Effect 2 that this counts as news?

I couldn't listen past 1:20 without getting sick of it and turning it off.

Aww, someone's a little bit of a sour-puss today.

I should be. ME2 took most of the RPG out of ME. And there wasn't too much there to begin with. It's good, but its been dumbed down to a shooter with a few powers and a handful of skill points.

Yeah, i miss Mass Effect 1. Mass Effect 2 is all about "big choices" and "visceral combat!"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well that was... something. The video itself could have used a little more variety.
Personally, I don't really mind the scanning, but I do miss the Mako and want to kick every single person who complained about it in the balls.

 

[The Heik]

Ha, this is brilliant... in a rather odd way.
I don't really like rap, but it is still funny...
Heh... Miranda... am I glad I didn't quite catch what it said?
Love the freaky Joker dance and it does make good use of in-game soundtracks...

What he said.

Seriously, this was hilarious and aptly discussed a major issue that I had with ME2

Kudos Johnnie for finding this gem

 

[Dommyboy]

Love the backing track.

 

[Kollega]

Now that i'm done laughing... Rap lends itself to less-than-serious purposes surprisingly well.

Because every Escapist reader hates scanning. Oh wait, I bought the correct version (PC).

No you didn't. It sucks on PC as well (have to note i massively overdid the scanning "just in case", though).

 

[Amnestic]

Now that i'm done laughing... Rap lends itself to less-than-serious purposes surprisingly well.

Because every Escapist reader hates scanning. Oh wait, I bought the correct version (PC).

No you didn't. It sucks on PC as well (have to note i massively overdid the scanning "just in case", though).

But the PC version can cheat to not have to bother with it :3

 

[Meggiepants]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite rap on the citadel.

Nice!

I loved this rap. Nice use of the map music. I thought the rap was really pretty clever. Nice find.

 

[TurntableBiotic]

RAP

Retards
Attempting
Poetry

Other than that.....it was...unique. Not good but unique.

I can positively guarantee he is smarter than you.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Things like this are the reason I love Nerdcore...

 

[Digikid]

RAP

Retards
Attempting
Poetry

Other than that.....it was...unique. Not good but unique.

I can positively guarantee he is smarter than you.

Highly doubtful. LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Void(null)]

Nerdcore will always have a place in my heart.

Rap on my nerdcore brother, rap on.

 

[Mortons4ck]

Brought a smile to my face, love the beat. Also the reference to the Prime Directive was especially funny, I often thought about why I wasn't gaining renegade points for completely screwing over developing planets.

I don't realy have a problem with either the Mako or scanning for resources, but maybe i'm just weird. I never understood all the complaints about either.

You're not alone. I liked how ME2 tried to incorporate some SC2 elements (though I think they should have pushed more in the direction). The Mako side quests of ME1 were fun at times, but there seemed that not enough interesting content on the places (though the geth base side missions were a blast).