Commander Shepard's dancing skills.

Sean Hollyman

New member
Jun 24, 2011
5,175
0
0
A-la 2:
A-la 3:
So yeah... check out Commander Bust-a move. I like the part where he spreads his arms and does the helicopter.

He may be the galaxy's saviour, but he's still the shittiest dancer in gaming hitory... ever.

Thoughts on this?

I think the next game in the series should be Dance Central: Afterlife Club edition.
 

Sean Hollyman

New member
Jun 24, 2011
5,175
0
0
Yeah, Biowaste's animators obviously don't know how to dance. Seriously? They can't mocap that shit?

Their dancing has always looked pathetic, as Matt's evidence clearly indicates... but Shepard is a lame dancer. Interesting that an intergalactic playboy dances like a loser...

Guess military training doesn't afford much time for dancing anyway. How's a bad ass space marine expected to dance? That ain't really their thing.
 

Skoldpadda

New member
Jan 13, 2010
835
0
0
The shittiness of Bioware's dancing makes it look more realistic.

CAPTCHA: tickle the ivories.
No, Captcha. Not after the accident.
 

Amethyst Wind

New member
Apr 1, 2009
3,189
0
0
That'll be the hardcore mode for the Mass Effect Kinect game, win the dancing stage as Commander Shepard.
 

Soviet Heavy

New member
Jan 22, 2010
12,218
0
0
Matthew94 said:
lol, he isn't the worst


Funny how it is Bioware both times, they just can't do dancing.
Now now, that was the best part of Taris, don't be hating. If only because the animations are so terrible that when you try to sabotage her act, you run around in circles like a jackass.
 

370999

New member
May 17, 2010
1,107
0
0
I dunno, I thought his dancing was cheesy and stupid but I couldn't bring myself ot hate it. It's just so adorably goofy.
 

Zhukov

The Laughing Arsehole
Dec 29, 2009
13,768
0
0
I liked how in ME3 Jack and Garrus both poke fun at Shepard for being a crappy dancer.
 

Sean Hollyman

New member
Jun 24, 2011
5,175
0
0
Soviet Heavy said:
Matthew94 said:
lol, he isn't the worst


Funny how it is Bioware both times, they just can't do dancing.
Now now, that was the best part of Taris, don't be hating. If only because the animations are so terrible that when you try to sabotage her act, you run around in circles like a jackass.
A true Jedi would never do such a thing!
 

SpectacularWebHead

New member
Jun 11, 2012
1,175
0
0
Sean Hollyman said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
That's how I dance....

It's also probably the reason I can't get a date.
You tuck your head down and do the helicopter?


xD
At an expo once, there was dubstep, dancing, I was dressed as spiderman, became involved with the dancing, and was eventually pushed into an open circle where people could "Step to it".
I began the helicopter tuck shepard dance. When (I thought) I was finished, a large dude dressed as Thor entered the circle, nodded and we danced for about 15 minutes, In this manner.

I don't know if this is true, but apparently there is a video of this somewhere on youtube. I saw someone with a camera.
 

darth.pixie

New member
Jan 20, 2011
1,449
0
0
I don't think it's just Bioware (or Shepard)..I mean have you ever seen a game where casual dancing had good/nice/believable animations?

I honestly couldn't think of one and it's a discussion I've recently had. They're all awkward, full of clipping or just weird.
 

Jandau

Smug Platypus
Dec 19, 2008
5,034
0
0
Shepard's dancing was one of his most relatable characteristics. I'm a tall, skinny white dude. I'm genetically predisposed to suck at dancing. Knowing that this personal shame of mine wouldn't preclude me from saving the Galaxy is a constant source of comfort... :p
 

Sean Hollyman

New member
Jun 24, 2011
5,175
0
0
SpectacularWebHead said:
Sean Hollyman said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
That's how I dance....

It's also probably the reason I can't get a date.
You tuck your head down and do the helicopter?


xD
At an expo once, there was dubstep, dancing, I was dressed as spiderman, became involved with the dancing, and was eventually pushed into an open circle where people could "Step to it".
I began the helicopter tuck shepard dance. When (I thought) I was finished, a large dude dressed as Thor entered the circle, nodded and we danced for about 15 minutes, In this manner.

I don't know if this is true, but apparently there is a video of this somewhere on youtube. I saw someone with a camera.
That sounds... amazing.

I should go to a convention sometime, but they are never in Wales :/
 

DoPo

"You're not cleared for that."
Jan 30, 2012
8,665
0
0
SpectacularWebHead said:
That's how I dance....

It's also probably the reason I can't get a date.
I think your problem is that you're not commander Shepard. I have no actual cure for that. But if you find one, can you give me a shout, since I seem to have the same condition.

Also, I can only dance worse than that.
 

Cheery Lunatic

New member
Aug 18, 2009
1,565
0
0
My mouth actually fell upon when I first saw Shepard dancing.

BECAUSE IT WAS JUST SO AMAZING.
Naw it sucked major balls.

I mean srsly, the man eats Reapers for breakfast, why can't he channel that awesome onto the dancefloor? For shame.