Commander Shepard's dancing skills.

Sean Hollyman

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A-la 2:
A-la 3:
So yeah... check out Commander Bust-a move. I like the part where he spreads his arms and does the helicopter.

He may be the galaxy's saviour, but he's still the shittiest dancer in gaming hitory... ever.

Thoughts on this?

I think the next game in the series should be Dance Central: Afterlife Club edition.
 

Skoldpadda

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The shittiness of Bioware's dancing makes it look more realistic.

CAPTCHA: tickle the ivories.
No, Captcha. Not after the accident.
 

Amethyst Wind

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That'll be the hardcore mode for the Mass Effect Kinect game, win the dancing stage as Commander Shepard.
 

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Matthew94 said:
lol, he isn't the worst


Funny how it is Bioware both times, they just can't do dancing.
Now now, that was the best part of Taris, don't be hating. If only because the animations are so terrible that when you try to sabotage her act, you run around in circles like a jackass.
 

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I dunno, I thought his dancing was cheesy and stupid but I couldn't bring myself ot hate it. It's just so adorably goofy.
 

Zhukov

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I liked how in ME3 Jack and Garrus both poke fun at Shepard for being a crappy dancer.
 

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Sean Hollyman said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
That's how I dance....

It's also probably the reason I can't get a date.
You tuck your head down and do the helicopter?


xD
At an expo once, there was dubstep, dancing, I was dressed as spiderman, became involved with the dancing, and was eventually pushed into an open circle where people could "Step to it".
I began the helicopter tuck shepard dance. When (I thought) I was finished, a large dude dressed as Thor entered the circle, nodded and we danced for about 15 minutes, In this manner.

I don't know if this is true, but apparently there is a video of this somewhere on youtube. I saw someone with a camera.
 

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I don't think it's just Bioware (or Shepard)..I mean have you ever seen a game where casual dancing had good/nice/believable animations?

I honestly couldn't think of one and it's a discussion I've recently had. They're all awkward, full of clipping or just weird.
 

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Shepard's dancing was one of his most relatable characteristics. I'm a tall, skinny white dude. I'm genetically predisposed to suck at dancing. Knowing that this personal shame of mine wouldn't preclude me from saving the Galaxy is a constant source of comfort... :p
 

Sean Hollyman

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SpectacularWebHead said:
Sean Hollyman said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
That's how I dance....

It's also probably the reason I can't get a date.
You tuck your head down and do the helicopter?


xD
At an expo once, there was dubstep, dancing, I was dressed as spiderman, became involved with the dancing, and was eventually pushed into an open circle where people could "Step to it".
I began the helicopter tuck shepard dance. When (I thought) I was finished, a large dude dressed as Thor entered the circle, nodded and we danced for about 15 minutes, In this manner.

I don't know if this is true, but apparently there is a video of this somewhere on youtube. I saw someone with a camera.
That sounds... amazing.

I should go to a convention sometime, but they are never in Wales :/
 

DoPo

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SpectacularWebHead said:
That's how I dance....

It's also probably the reason I can't get a date.
I think your problem is that you're not commander Shepard. I have no actual cure for that. But if you find one, can you give me a shout, since I seem to have the same condition.

Also, I can only dance worse than that.
 

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My mouth actually fell upon when I first saw Shepard dancing.

BECAUSE IT WAS JUST SO AMAZING.
Naw it sucked major balls.

I mean srsly, the man eats Reapers for breakfast, why can't he channel that awesome onto the dancefloor? For shame.