Commercials You Wish You Could Physically kill.

Marbas

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F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BAYBEE


Dear lord, make it stop.
 

theultimateend

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I've literally said that if the people in the free credit report commercials were to die by fire that I would believe in god. Because something that wonderful couldn't be a thing of chance. But they still live so I'm skeptical.

Also any commercial for energy drinks or any deodorant that is less than 4 letters in length.

Seriously...

If your stuff has 3 letters it more than likely smells like ass to everyone around you.
 

lizards

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HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD
HEAD ON APKJNGKLARGEKLRGLKMNERKLGNJMEAKLR

god that commercial was aweful and it made me want to go to the store and ruin all the head ons
 

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ygetoff said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
vonage and 1877kars4kids THE SONG HAS DRIVEN ME SLOWLY INSANE

and screw you guys i like the free credit report dot com commercials
1-877-KARS FOR KIDS!
GAH!
It is the one thing that will immediately make me change the channel on the radio.
What exactly is it even advertising?
its trying to make you donate your car to some foundation for crack babys
 

theultimateend

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Deleric said:
Dominoes commercials.

What kind of fucking slogan is "Who beat subway in a national taste test? Dominoes!"

Just rolls off your tongue, doesn't it?
They also fail to mention the way they beat subway was by putting EVERYTHING subway offer on all the subs they gave to testers.

Could you imagine a sub with ever condiment and veggie option that subway has at once? I know for me personally that would be utterly disgusting.

quack35 said:
Drake the Dragonheart said:
I don't really mind it, but the fire emblem ad in the upper right hand corner has a drop down menu that will sometimes block the messages/profile/search buttons
That thing really pisses me off.
I actually have a rule that if a commercial on escapist annoys me I won't buy the product. Fire emblem got put under that :p.

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That said the only commercials that NEVER get old for me are Jack in the Box commercials...I can't quite explain it. He's just the perfect sponsor.

Sort of like the Taco Bell Dog :( I miss him.
 

DELTA x WOLF

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Well in Florida there's a commercial...\ Screw it Ill just send the link. Just watch it about 5 times every 30mins for about a week and YOU WILL KILL YOUR SELF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ84ngEOz74
 

ExplodingSims

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OH CHRIST NO!! NO MORE APPLIANCE DIRECT!!

Seriously, play it once. Once.
Not Five times in a row.

While we're whinning about commercials, anything by the Ad Council.
 

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The one I would love to silence is that advert on 'Fiver', the food advert. Where they have that STUPID and ANNOYING guy that cuts up peppers with a freaking sword? Pure hate for that advert!
 

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xTitanium Wolfx said:
Well in Florida there's a commercial...\ Screw it Ill just send the link. Just watch it about 5 times every 30mins for about a week and YOU WILL KILL YOUR SELF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ84ngEOz74
that was hilarious
 

Sylocat

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TriSarahTops said:
EVERY-SINGLE-FUCKING-ONE!
Pretty much covers it, but especially these [http://www.cracked.com/article_17093_10-awesome-ads-traumatizing-children.html].
 

ygetoff

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
ygetoff said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
vonage and 1877kars4kids THE SONG HAS DRIVEN ME SLOWLY INSANE

and screw you guys i like the free credit report dot com commercials
1-877-KARS FOR KIDS!
GAH!
It is the one thing that will immediately make me change the channel on the radio.
What exactly is it even advertising?
its trying to make you donate your car to some foundation for crack babys
Why would a baby of any kind need a car?
 

Slift

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There's a few in Aus that i physically claw at my ears to.

Any 'Talky' is just plain annoying. Two people that should be ashes by now sitting talking back and forth over life insurance and how they saved SOOOOOO much.

Great... Good... Useful... I'm not exactly planning on dying any time soon... Can you please stop fearmongering and placing that 'OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE!!!1one Gotta get me some life insurance to make sure ma kiddies don't have to pay for my funeral' on the TV and maybe... you know... Put something better on that might do what an ad is supposed to do and make me want to buy something instead of making me want to destroy my TV?

All considering I've lost three of my elder family over the last 2 years, I have to say that these commercials are my most hated because of the total shit that they spout.

...That and the damn annoying '3 Mobile internet' ad that's on, I've heard 'in the home, in the kids room, in the garden' so many times now for a truly shitty price for 5 gig wireless internet that's not that faster than 56k i'm nearly willing to kill myself... Or try to hunt them down.

...Then again, much better than the stupid 'Porn on your mobile' ads that were around a year back... Jeez...