Commit one crime that is a reference to a game or gamer term

[dajuberjaber]

I'd break into a zoo and start jumping on turtles while eating a bunch of flowers, mushrooms and leaves.

 

[Strazdas]

Start a war and conquer 51% of ladn area needed for victory condition?
ok too much civilization

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'd go to a sex shop and buy the biggest dildo they have, then beat people to death with it.

I love Saints Row 3

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I'd go to a football game and Team-Kill.

 

[Oly J]

I'd throw bottles labelled "Elixir" at the terminally ill,

 

[Bvenged]

I'd personally sit in a delivery room. History would forever remember me as "The Spawn Camper"

Tasteless, made me laugh

I'd steal sweetrolls, breaking the laws of physics by double jumping out of there and in my spare time I'd drive around racing circuits backwards deliberately trying to crash with other racers.

 

[Shinsei-J]

I'd just run around beating people up, stealing their pants and wearing them.
Not elegant but it works.

 

[snagli]

I will run around with sunglasses and an empty pack of bubblegum, kicking everyone in the butt.

I know, the reference is a reference itself, but come on, I want to kick people in the butthole.

 

[Leemaster777]

I would take a page from the talented Mr. Croshaw.

I would brutally murder someone in cold blood, then pain the words "Press X to not die" on the wall in their blood.

 

[hazabaza1]

Necrophilia. If I get caught, I simply need to pay 10 septims!

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

See Remi Gaillard and his mariocart and Pac man videos. They are plain old brilliant. I have been known to produce a samurai sword at Halloween and whenever somebody makes a fool of themselves I proffer them my sword and instruct them to take their life in the name of the emperor. I shouldn't of watched the last samurai

 

[TheRussian]

I'd go to an emergency room and bludgeon people with First Aid kits.
Oh the irony

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Fine walls where all the bricks are nicely in a line and then smash them, one level at a time. Because everyone will get a reference to Tetris

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Get a knife and stab someone, then walk away with my head bowed and my hands together. And/or sprint away doing breastroke through the crowd.

No wait, MeCh, Assassin's Creed? You can do better than that...

Alright...uh...

...

...throw chickens at other chickens until they go insane?

 

[mitchell271]

Kill someone and put the body under a small foot bridge. He'll have a note one him that reads, "The Billy Goats came with a shotgun for the troll this time."

 

[Coffeejack]

Probably climb over the fence of the local MOD base and run around in the car park screaming "Tank, TAAAANK!"

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I'd walk up to someone and shout "Get Ready 2 Rumble!" on a Perfect Dark night. Then after the Street Fight I'd have them Left 4 Dead. I'd be tracked down wanted Dead or Alive. They would then find me on a beach on some tropical island playing volley with disproportionately sized women.

 

[Zantos]

Wrap myself up in copious amounts of tin-foil. Run around with a sledgehammer and a chainsaw yelling things like "For the Emperor!", "Death to the alien, the mutant, the heretic!" and "It is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself!" while attacking anyone close by.

 

[YicklePigeon]

Get a frog costume, wear said frog costume and then assume a "frog-like" stance as I jumped on all fours to cross a busy dual carriageway.

Obtain a sewer key and try to unlock everything other than a sewer grate with it.

And finally, for now, hijack a commuter train and see if all those simulations were right about crossing the points at speed - either that or actually drive the train properly (still be a crime at the end of the day)...

 

[Aposthebest]

Well, if you have to go, I guess at least do it with style. I'd ask Jim for that Saint's Raw dildo replice, go buy a purple outfit and then go bananas in the streets. Extra points if I get a friend to follow me around to congragulate me on each pedestrian assault with an autotuned speaker.

International media reports, here I come!