It's 10/10/12
Best ones so far
TrilbyWill:
I would go to the BBC and punch reporters every time they make disingenuous assertions.
robodukky:
Stick a land mine in somebody's pocket and observe the ensuing carnage.
Then eat their corpse.
Alternative:
I want to set up a trebuchet and launch ill tempered birds at buildings.
RADIALTHRONE1:
I would float around with disembodied hands and throw WiiMotes at people and yell "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?"
Zantos:
Wrap myself up in copious amounts of tin-foil. Run around with a sledgehammer and a chainsaw yelling things like "For the Emperor!", "Death to the alien, the mutant, the heretic!" and "It is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself!" while attacking anyone close by.