PS3 looks like it can grill a mean steak.
If a game has a bad soundtrack, press mute and your 360 will supply you with a calming, monotonous, and dull humming noise to keep you going.
The Wii will ALWAYS be turned into wee-wee jokes. A Wee-wii...
The xbox 360 is extremely heavy when it's all packed updoubles up as exercising equiptment, for those chubby gamers.
The six axis will come back to you when you throw it out of a window in rage [I know, it's a controller, but it's console related]
The Wii is the only thing that will entertain small children too stupid to understand Halo, and too craphand-eye-inept to play Arkham Asylum. Well, it's not like the Wii had games for a serious gamer. Sorry Nintendo.
The PS2 is awesome. Still. To this day.
The ps1 made me feel like I was trippin' when I turned it on.
The n64 taught me to number everything '64', regardless of how many titles had come in a games series.