Congratulations! You are the first Jedi!

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd create theories and techniques to strengthen my Mind Trick power. And I'd never show my powers to anyone as long as they live (or at least, long enough for me to kill him/her).

Manipulate every company on the planet into disbanding the stock market. Then study psychology, learn of subliminal messaging, and basically use these techniques into brainwashing the general public into community service and scientific research donations by manipulating all media outlets. Also, outer space will belong to every man and woman. Not the rich, not corporations. Humanity. Period.

As a cover, I'd start a scientific corporation and create a new caste system in which the higher class belongs to those that innovate and drive the human race forward. What was once a back beat of the human race will now be the main chorus, and everyone will wish to join in song. As a last resort, I'll create an interlinked emergency broadcast system that hacks into every monitor and screen in the world, in case I need to make a "global broadcast" (which will most likely be just me "persuading" the world that Jedi and all of their powers are fictional).

If any dictator, business, individual, or organization wishes to impede my progress, I'll simply persuade the public into openly exposing them and their intentions clearly and plainly; that they are obstacles to the growth of the human race. Should my media puppeteering work as I had planned, the public should do all the work for me. Unless it's another Jedi. In that case, I'll use the broadcast system to torture and execute him/her personally for all the world to see. And then wipe their minds of the memory, of course.

You do know that Force persuasion is really limited right? You can't brain wash the entire planet.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I would be lying if I said that I wouldn't use my newfound powers for revenge...at first.

After which I'd dedicate my life to bettering mankind and guiding them through this inevitable evolution at our doorstep. But God have mercy on those few who I have grudges against...

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Find Hayley Williams, force persuade.

Find Ashley Greene, force persuade.

Find Bill Gates, rob him with force persuade.

And I'm now set for life. Although realistically I'd probably just use it to get free shit, like food and games.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Find Hayley Williams, force persuade.

Find Ashley Greene, force persuade.

Find Bill Gates, rob him with force persuade.

And I'm now set for life. Although realistically I'd probably just use it to get free shit, like food and games.

Could be an internet meme...

'It's not rape if you use Force persuade'

 

[SilentCom]

I would first use force persuasion to get myself a job. In the meantime, I would train myself to become the strongest force user around. Once I've matured my powers and establish a solid income, I will try to recruit other force users and create my own secret jedi order. We will then proceed to influence the affairs of humanity to create a new world order based on peace and justice. This will continue until some of my recruits go rogue and start their own dark jedi order, thus creating rivalry and world consuming destruction. Hopefully it doesn't come to that.

 

[2ndblackjedi]

I'd have to change my username.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.

Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.

Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."

*Waves hand* You will hire us

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.

Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."

*Waves hand* You will hire us

*Waves hand* With a 900% price mark up.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.

Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."

*Waves hand* You will hire us

*Waves hand* With a 900% price mark up.

Or I could go into law

*Waves hand* You will give my client the ammount he demands

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.

Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."

*Waves hand* You will hire us

*Waves hand* With a 900% price mark up.

Or I could go into law

*Waves hand* You will give my client the ammount he demands

*Waves hand* You will also pay my fee. That's a 900% mark up.

 

[Ickorus]

Is it wierd that I would find other hopefuls and teach them how to use their powers and of course how to use them wisely?

I would of course have to work out a way of using my powers to help fund my efforts so perhaps a weekend in vegas, Casino owners are pretty much legal criminals anyway so I wouldn't feel bad tricking them out of lots of money.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Is it wierd that I would find other hopefuls and teach them how to use their powers and of course how to use them wisely?

I would of course have to work out a way of using my powers to help fund my efforts so perhaps a weekend in vegas, Casino owners are pretty much legal criminals anyway so I wouldn't feel bad tricking them out of lots of money.

It's not weird. It's something I'd probably consider. All the people who are saying they would control the world are either joking, or extremely overestimate their own abilities. The amount of intelligence needed to single handedly rule the world is nonexistant.

 

[TWRule]

First, freak out about the philosophical implications of the Force being real, since I'm a philosophy major.

Probably use my enhanced senses and foresight to learn some interesting things - maybe put my talents to use in information gathering.

Also, I'd probably eschew traditional transportation and run/jump everywhere with force speed and force jump. Maybe become the world's best free-runner?

Also become a part time medical professional with force heal.

And I'd train others that I thought might be responsible enough to use it properly, which would ultimately end in me making a mistake and having an epic showdown with a former student turned rival.

So pretty much either part-time Jedi-scholar, part time agent or private investigator, part time healer, part time teacher, and part time roaming around looking for interesting ways to apply my powers. Edit: (wait, that's basically jedi knight minus the spaceship...)

 

[Aur0ra145]

U.S Department of Defense, here I come!

Yeah, DoD contracts is where the money is at!

 

[Chris646]

The obvious thing to do here is play 2 video games at once. Or browse the internet and play a video game. Or lift the remote without getting up. Maybe give my enemies a reason to fear me; a little asphyxiation never hurt anyone too bad. And if I did that, I'd get a lot of nerd credibility. And convince my teachers that I did my homework.

 

[DaJoW]

Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*

29 posts.

It took 29 posts for someone's plan to be convincing women to sleep with them.


I thought it would have happened sooner if I'm honest.

The first reply says he would have a harem, so a bit earlier.

OT: Play around, get bored, go back to usual. Assuming super speed came with super stamina I could save a lot on bus tickets though.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Great! I'd do everything in my power to save the ones I love! I have this horrible premonition that I'm not powerful enough to save my loved one from death...

...I need more Power.

 

[Gidiel167]

Woot time to go choke people in the mall