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stvncpr236

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From a comedian: "Its not the size of your audience that matters, it's how big your penis is."

Also for all you Goonies fans out there: "Holy McKenzie!"
 

Conza

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"Like one penis said to another 'you can just call me chubby'." - Denny Crane.
 

JaceArveduin

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"Make a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Confidence is ignorance, if you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. -Foaly

Mortal danger is an effective antidote to fixed ideas. -Erwin Rommel
 

Scarecrow

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"Art is a weapon against life as a symptom. Defend yourself."

Something about that just rings so true to me. I love it.
 

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OhJohnNo said:
ScreamingNinja said:
x EvilErmine x said:
"They say that when life gives you lemons then you should make lemonaide, but i say fuck that. Take them lemons an throw them back in life's face. Say fuck you life, what the hell am i supposed to do with lemons you bastard, other people got fame, or looks or money and you give me fucking lemons?! What the fuck is this shit all about then!? You know what? Screw you and your lemons. I don't need any of your crap lemons. You know why? coz i am fucking awesome and you ain't never gonna get me down."

Me, Summer of 2009
Did you just quote yourself? I lol'd.
Is that narcissism? I've seen people quote themselves on here before, in similar threads.
The quote is from a sort of, well i'm not sure how to describable it exactly but the closest description would be a communal scrap book i had going with a few friends that year. we had a part that was for particularly good things we all came up with on the spur of the moment called 'Quote mother fucker' and it includes others such as;

"You don't see many Subaru Impretzas these days. I wonder why that is? I reckon that it's because all the gangsters and boy racers have wrapped them all round a lamppost by now.

Sid, in the car on the way to the lake district May 21'st 2009"

The golden rule was that you couldn't put your own quote in. It must be deemed future quote worthy by someone else to go in the book.
 

Sonicron

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"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
 

Hell-On-Wheels

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?Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.?
?Groucho Marx

And also another on of my favorites:

?Being dangerous is what gets the juices flowing ? the adrenaline, the testosterone, the hydrogen peroxide??
? Red Green
 

Blue2

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Mezmer said:
"Censorship is like saying a man can't eat steak because a baby can't chew it" Mr. Mark Twain. Love it.
win ^

OP: "Do one brave thing today and then run like hell"
Sorry that all I can think of.
 

g_hughes

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'If your only too lis a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail'
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'If you can keep your head, while all around are losing theirs, you haven't quite grasped the gravity of the situation.'
 

A Random Reader

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"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
 

Tom Cutbill

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i've got two i like, a funny one and a deep one. first one's a misquote from Rudyard Kipling's poem If. "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you probably haven't grasped the situation properly"
"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
dunno who said the second one, just heard it somewhere
 

Blunderboy

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The Dark Tower is full of great quotes and sayings.

"Because talent won't be quiet, doesn't know how to be quiet. Whether it's a talent for safe-cracking, thoughtreading, or dividing ten-digit numbers in your head, it screams to be used. It never shuts up. It'll wake you in the middle of your tiredest night, screaming, 'Use me, use me, use me! I'm tired of just sitting here! Use me, fuckhead, use me!'"
--Ted Brautigan's (a Breaker) character in The Dark Tower VII by Stephen King


"First comes smiles, then comes lies. Last is gunfire."

"Only equals speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard."

"And so the world will end, I think a victim of love rather than hate. For love's ever been the more destructive weapon, sure."

"Long days and pleasant nights." "May you have twice the number."

"I do not aim with my eye;
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my hand.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun;
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart."
 

General Tharivol

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The King Killer Chronicles series has great quotes.

??It?s the questions we can?t answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he?ll look for his own answers? That way, when he finds the answers, they?ll be precious to him. The harder the question, the harder we hunt. The harder we hunt, the more we learn. An impossible question???--Kvothe

?We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because. That?s as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite, to know the flaws and love them too, that is rare and pure and perfect.?
-Kvothe, The Wise Man?s Fear

?That is how heavy a secret can become. It can make blood flow easier than ink.?
 

The Thinker

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Many things from The Dark Knight. Also:

"If you take yourself too seriously, you will soon be the only one."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life. Teach a man to teach men to fish, and you've sucessfully removed yourself for the equation."

In the proper context: "Okay." or "No."

"Where am I? ...Who am I? ...And why am I so... stunningly handsome?"
 

busterkeatonrules

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"Hope for the best, expect the worst."