Corrupt a Superpower

[DementedMonkeez]

Granted, but it has a cool down of three days. I suggest not attacking a group larger than twenty.

The Power to manipulate gravity.

 

[ThreeWords]

Granted, but only the gravity of your own head

The power of preternatural reflexes

 

[Captainguy42]

Granted, but you react by shitting yourself.

Power: Wall Crawling

 

[megapenguinx]

Granted, but you can't walk, only crawl everywhere.

Water manipulation

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Granted, but you can only manipulate one milliliter at a time.

Heat Vision.

 

[Sporky111]

Granted, but you can only see heat, not create it.

metal skeleton

 

[Drokles]

Granted, the metal used though is highly beta-radioactive.

Hadoken

 

[megapenguinx]

Granted, although it's butter that comes out, not energy.

power to call forth insect swarms to do your bidding!

 

[aussiesniper]

Granted, but you can only summon gnats.

The power to shoot barbeque sauce from my hands.

 

[LilGherkin]

Bestowed, (See what I did there, classed it up a bit) but it only leaks out and can't actually shoot, and it never stops leaking out.

Power: Ice Breath.

 

[revolverwolf]

Granted! The first time you use it, you'll freeze your insides. Good luck with that.

The power to run at the speed of light.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but you can only run at the speed of light if you're chased by rabid dogs on a Tuesday

the power to eat everything without getting fat

 

[Fritzvalt]

Granted, two words... horrible gas.

The power to control people's dreams.

 

[terribleyetfun]

granted,but you can only give them erotic dreams about your mother.

power:mind control.

 

[Oneirius]

Power granted, but you can only mind control yourself.
The power of all knowingness.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Power granted, but your pathetic human cerebrum can't handle that kind of information. Your brain goes haywire and you die shortly.

I wish I had the ability to hurl electricity from my fingertips at will, but with the balancing factor that it uses my body's energy and using the power too much makes me very tired.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but you can only use it for max 10 minutes on a full stomach

i wish i had the power of omni presence

 

[Kage Me]

Granted. You are now extremely, extremely fat.

I want the power of invincibility.

 

[ravensshade]

you are only invincible when you're submerged in hot water (well your head can stay above)

i want control over peoples emotions

(also i'd choke the world with my fatness then XD since i'm everywhere)

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Granted, but you lose control of all of your emotions completely, like River Tam. You're insane.

I wish I had pyrokinetic powers that I was immune to.