Corrupt a Superpower

[Captain Pancake]

sure, but it only amounts to mild heartburn.

I wish i was omnilingual.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but you talk every language at once

i wish i could warp reality

 

[LilGherkin]

I get you some beer goggles.

Power: X-Ray Vision

 

[terribleyetfun]

granted,you give everyone and yourself you look at malignant tumors from the radiation.

power:superhuman agility.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but only if you need to go to the toilet in a hurry

superhuman strength

 

[DementedMonkeez]

Granted, but it lasts for 3.87452 seconds at a time, with a twenty second cool down

x ray vision

 

[Drokles]

Granted but you can't turn it off.

The power of having Mushrooms growing from my forehead.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted but now you turn into a mushroom. Sounds like your day is cut out for you. No puns intended.

The power of being able to slay dragons.

 

[Kage Me]

Granted. Five minutes later, you get killed by a stingray.

The power of perfect spelling.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but you forget everything about grammar

i want the power to adapt to the situation!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

granted. You can adapt to any situation that doesn't involve oxygen, however within oxygen the power will not work.

I want the power to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

 

[Anarchemitis]

But you don't have legs.

I want to be made of iron.

THAT"S NOT POSSIBLE! I AM INCORRUPTIBLE!

 

[Dorian]

Granted, but you rust in place.

I want the power to control the flow of heat energy.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted but in attempt to learn how to control it you fry yourself. Ouch..

The power to be the most creative.

 

[Dorian]

Granted, but you can only express it in clay.

I want the power to kill idiots.

 

[luna_moth]

Granted, but they come back to life as soon as another idiot says something stupid.

Power over matter

 

[Dorian]

Granted, but the matter starts talking and a rebellion is held! You head is found on a pike a week later.

I want the power to become electricity.

 

[CompanionCube]

Granted, but you only get 2 watts. You can light an LED!

Power to bleed painfully from every orifice.

 

[Dorian]

Granted, but the pain is 10x more intense than you could have imagined.

I want the power to make the world a better place.

 

[Sporky111]

Granted, but you gain nothing from it and are never recognized for your action. In fact, nobody really noticed any difference.

I want the ability to glow in the dark . . . similar to my avatar, perhaps
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