Corrupt a Wish game

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you do not get the ice cream.

I wish the ice cream shop had oranges.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but they taste like grapes.
I wish I had "cherry" bombs

 

[Blue Musician]

granted, but they actually are blueberry bombs.

I wish I didn't had to work.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now you're that homeless man who scares little kids.

I wish for someone else to join in then

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but I'm not going to make this any better.

I wish I had a third nipple on the back of my neck. Yeah. There is no downside.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it sucks the blood outa your neck.

I wish it stopped staring at me like that...

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, it stares at your mom.

I wish I could stay awake all night and never get tired.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, because you become a vampire overnight without knowing it and step outside into the sun, instantly dying.

I wish I had a better wish.

 

[Blue Musician]

granted, but you will not like it...

I wish I could stop eating and yet survive for ever until someone kills me.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but today you die.

I wish that someone would attend his funeral.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, it's the world.

I wish I knew why the whole world would go to m funeral.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it's because they are all necropeliacs (spelled right?)

I wish candy rained from the skies.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it has worms in it.

I wish you ate that candy.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but then everybody in the world must eat it too.

I wish the candy was at least the most delicious thing in the world.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but also has toads in it.

I wish people preferred the toads over the candy.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now the people are addicted to toads, which causes it to sell out in stores, which causes prices to rise, which causes riots. Hope you're happy.

I wish that you aren't

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but I am happy with my unhappiness.

I wish that made sense.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but I'm happy instead.

I wish I'd read all the posts above this one so I knew what the hell was going on with the toads and the candy. It sounds interesting.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now you forget what it was, so you'll have to reread it again.

I wish Godzilla was alive again...

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you get confused by reading it.

I wish he had a toad in his head.