Corrupt a Wish game

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, he is now toad man! He's the newest super hero on the marvel block.

I wish a radioactive spider bit me

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Interestingly enough, you're both right.

Anyway, granted, but....wait, what?

I wish I wish I knew how we got on to toads. Too bad I forgot what I read, re-read it, and just got confused.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now that made you more confused, and your toad powers is out of control.

I wish you had an enemy.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it's me. We resolve our differences peacefully.

I wish that made sense.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now the sense is senseless.

I wish the sense would go back to being senseless, as the senseless sense did make sense before it turned into its senseless sense.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Have three cents.

I wish your wish didn't make my brain hurt...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but now my wish is going to make your brain hurt.

I wish his wish that, in order to stop his wish from making your your brain hurt, causing you to wish what I'm wishing right now, I wish that his wish would un-wish itself so that you didn't have to wish the first part of this wish causing me to wish this wish.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted...actually, wait no sorry, I can't grant that...

I wish I wasn't the only seven year old reading the Three Musketeers.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Grante-Wait, you're seven?

I wish I'd read the 3 Musketeers when I was seven...

 

[trust Milo]

Done, but it was the R rated version

I wish I could start and stop time whenever I wanted

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Granted, but you can only do it for .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second

I wish George Lopez would be funny

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish to be able to shoot lightning.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, too bad you forgot to wish to not be conductive. Ker-zap.

I wish Paris Hilton was attractive.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, she's a toad.

I wish you were a toad.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now the use refried beans instead of coffee beans.

I wish going to the opera was less gay.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you don't want to anymore, so you don't.

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry this morning.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but now you're thirsty instead. And there's nothing to drink.


I wish I had a bowl of Apple Jacks.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but....well, have you read the last one? Let's just say you aren't so lucky.

I wish I had the Iron Man suit.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you don't have the power source.

I wish for a mouse the size of a house.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it eats your house and goes on a rampage, killing everyone in your hometown.

I wish I had a portal gun.