Corrupt a Wish game

[Protocol95]

Granted but you unintentionally corrupt every wish you make.

I wish for creepers (explosive and suicidal monsters) to stay away from my greenhouse in minecraft.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, the creepers, which resemble giant penises, are joined by exploding blue waffles, which wait a safe distance outside your greenhouse and then chase you demanding sex whenever you leave.

I wish for Rock Band: Mordin Solus.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but you forgot to bring your towel.

I wish that my keyboard was clean.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. It is clean from cleanliness. Nothing else.

I wish that Idon'tknow could have a normal cat.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but you get a cat that... put it this way, isn't normal.

I wish for legions of adoring fans.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but the fans are so obsessive and annyoing you are dispised for wishing for them.

I wish I could write the most eloquent pieces of writing with ease.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, you only write extremely explicit and sadistic Japanese porn, and are lynched by moral guardians.

I wish that someone had taken the opportunity for a "By Azura" reference on my last wish.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. However, you only write extremely explicit and sadistic Japanese porn, and are lynched by moral guardians.

I wish that someone had taken the opportunity for a "By Azura" reference on my last wish.

Granted, you get a legion of Adoring Fans, from Oblivion. I don't even have to corrupt that one.

I wish I didn't have an annoying rap song about making weed stuck in my head.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You have an axe stuck in your head instead.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Um.....You're supposed to wish for something.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Shit, sorry. I'm sure I did, and the post ignored it.

Anyway, I wish for a three-tonne Rubik's cube.

 

[greenyboy27]

Granted but every side is red.

I Wish for a spaceship.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, it's not vacuum proof, and has no engines.

I wish for rain.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, it's raining men. (What? You didn't see that comming?)

I wish for a giant colossus resembling my avatar that I can control andtake over the world with. (Since some people on the escapist can't make out my avatar, it's a male quarian from mass effect.)

 

[Timotei]

It runs on Windows ME.

I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It shoots lemons.

I wish for pancakes.

 

[i don't know]

granted, but in your house, pancakes eat you!

I wish for a cat, really thats all I want.

 

[Cheesus333]

It's a FUDGIN' GREAT TIGER!

I wish for a can of Coke, that's non-poisonous and won't kill or harm anyone in any way. And I can drink it.

 

[Brandon237]

Okay, but as soon as you drink it you see how you are going to die.

I wish that I knew how to pick up a cactus safely.

 

[Cheesus333]

Okay, but even though you know how... you're physically incapable of doing so.

I wish I had a lightsabre.