Corrupt a Wish game

[SixWingedAsura]

You didn't add a wish...

I wish that I could snap my fingers and make anything I wished explode.

 

[Timotei]

@SixWingedAsura: I did type something in, however for some reason it didn't go through.

Granted. The objects can only be exploded within a radius just larger than their blast radius.

I wish I had I had a nickel.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but it's a Canadian nickel.

I wish I had more fun in my life.

[sub]What a waste of post #8000...[/sub]

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. More fun for everyone else, less fun for you.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted. You get nothing! You Lose! Good DAY sir!


I wish I didn't like Aqua as much as I do.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Instead you're addicted to crack.

I wish I had a glass of scotch.

 

[sylekage]

Granted.
Except it's vodka.

I wish I had a new xbox game

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. One glass of dirty scotch tape coming right up.

I wish Geico would make a commercial that starts with the line: "Could switching to Geico REALLY save you up to 15% on car insurance?...Would Kratos make a horrible stand-up comic?" followed by a hilarious video clip of Kratos attempting to do stand-up and failing miserably. And that it would be funny.

 

[sylekage]

granted, except Kratos does really well.

I wish these goddamned elk would stop bugling!

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Now it's deer.

I wish I had a Cola Cola.

 

[sylekage]

Granted, but we're out of coke, here's a pepsi.

I wish it was my weekend again

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Your weekend starts on Sunday 11:59PM.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the dollar is fake, and laced ith C4.

I wish for a dog.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's dead.

I wish for a large amount of money.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, here's a giant novelty cheque for 1 dollar.

I wish for a Trogdor!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, the granter (me) doesn't know what a Trogdor is, so you get a crumpled piece of paper.

I wish for bondage gear.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Sadly it's made of duct tape.

I wish I had a nice swimsuit.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! But it desolves in water.. Hooray!

I wish for a The Hives.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But it comes with Teh Cancer That Is Killing /B/.

I wish for a chocolate cornet.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then Kagami eats it.

I wish for a magic monkey!