Corrupt a Wish game

[tthor]

Granted. its a twilight ripoff.

I wish i had eyes on the back of my head.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted. You now have poorly done eye tatoos on the back of your head

I wish all the republicans would lose in november

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. The American Nazi Party takes the house.

I wish for cheesecake on toast.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you get ear wax on a 2X4

I wish Kinect would fail and fade from existence

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It only fades from existence because the Xbox never existed either.

I wish for my own decent, normal, not destroyed in anyway, computer.

 

[Nouw]

Granted but every time you type it burns your fingers.

I wish for all hottest babes in the world to never leave 100 metres of me and do my every command.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but a crazed sex pervert thinks that if he kills you, he'll get your women, so he snipes you from afar.

I wish to have 639 eyes.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but none of them can see.

I wish for a dinosaur!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you forgot to give it diabetes so it flips a shit and eats you.

I wish I could punch Justin Bieber in the face.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I uh... I'm just going to grant you that wish.

I wish for a salami pizza!

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but the cheese is moldy. Enjoy!

I wish for some Corn Flakes to throw at people.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Too bad you can't find anyone to throw it at.

I wish whoever posts after this gets their wish granted.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but I'll come up with a wish that has unfortunate consequences.

I wish that I could divide by zero.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever was renamed Duke Nukem: God Awfully Long Time instead.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's still not released.

I wish for a death defying unicorn.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but she gores you within seconds.

I wish for Samus to <3 me back...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. She's actually more than willing to stab with a little ass shaped knife.

I wish half the shit I said made sense.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Sadly you speak it in Ancient Babylonian.

I wish Christoph Waltz were in more movies.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but they all have horrible scripts, outdated CGI and go straight to DVD without any announcement.

I wish I had a grappling pistol. An OPERATIONAL grappling pistol.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Though the "hook" is a strip of scotch tape.