Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it goes Skynet and destroys the world.

I wish I would stop passing out every time I try to finish a senta-

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but


I wish that the perfectly amazing Halo movie gets made and it's so good that even Movie Bob himself is in awe of it's greatness and begs forgiveness from all the Halo fans who now lead the human race into a bold new future.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you never get to see it.

I wish for George Lucas to stop milking the Star Wars franchise.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, it was never made. Instead, you get the Star Whores trilogy. Packed with steamy X-rated scenes involving Jar Jar Binks!

I wish for a can of Coke.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Granted, but the coke was given to you by a suspicous individual living in a urinal called sixwingedasura.

I wish valkyrie101 had no fingers.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but this somehow leads to an incredible discover on his part that earns him milliona of dollars and tons of hot babes begging to be bedded by him

I wish more people would write good fanfiction about the characters that I like

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Good fanfiction is an oxymoron.

I wish you would understand that.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Though he won't understand that until 5 minutes before he dies.

I wish I could shoot lightning from my fingertips.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you get fried the first time you try.

I wish I could hear thoughts at will.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you can only hear thoughts of farm animals about to get slaughtered (I'm very sorry about that).

I wish I could do a falcon punch.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but its so unexpectedly awesome that you have a severe heartattack on the spot

I wish my friends wrestling career would take off

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. He becomes the best wrestler of all time, only to be severely injured and paralyzed in an accident involving a chair. His manager makes the tough decision to pull the plug.

I wish I had access to unlimited, disease-free sex with Scarlett Johansen(sp?).

DAMN NINJAS!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but you both dies horrible when you finally tire of having sex with her

I wish all thier was a terrible punishment video game made just for cheaters, (advantage seeking) modders&hackers, that they would be forced to play when they get caught cheating in thier game of choice

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But all the uptight people have to play with them.

I wish I had a Rib-eye steak.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it only comes in liquid form!

I wish I had a slice of pizza.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it has no cheese, or sauce, or any topping. It's just the bread.

I wish I had more Double Chocolate Milanos.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but they were cooked wrong and now highly toxic...

I wish I had a quarter...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its a useless old albanian quarter

I wish Ziva from NCIS was a real woman with a crush on me

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but she's still in that dumb show.

I wish for 30 seconds of fame.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, but its on the show that you hate with every fiber of your being that no body watches anymore

I wish for an end to world hunger