Corrupt a Wish game

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but not on planet earth.

I wish for a box!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its microscopic

I wish a random charity would get 500 million dollars in donations

 

[Dango]

Whoever leads the charity forgets where they left it.

I wish I was part cat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your other part is dog.

I wish for a lucky pair of pants.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you also get an unlucky pair of socks.

I wish for the ability to control time.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish for a ghost.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but he possesses you and locks you in a cage in your own mind.

I wish for an automatic weapon.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, its a full auto marshmellow rifle

I wish I could jump into any television show or movie and interact with the cast

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but when you do this, anyone in the vicinty has a sudden urge to kill you.

I wish for a fortress with barbed wire and loyal guards. And a pool table.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you can only jump into Horror films and bad Teen Drama's.

I wish I was on Reach.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but everything is miniature!

I wish for the Grey Cup!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its a spray pained image on a soon to be demolished wall

I wish I could chang the canon of any movie game, book that I wanted to

 

[tthor]

The genie has no idea what canon means, so he gives you diarrhea. enjoy.

i wish i had the ability to wipe anything i want from existence.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it only works on things that no longer exist.

I wish I was Captain of the SS Normandy.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted heres a Copy of ME 2

I wish I could change what happens in the Harry Potter books

 

[TheHecatomb]

Granted but Yahtzee gets to write the final page when he's drunk.

I wish mr. post man would deliver my new harddrive BEFORE I get off to work at noon.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but you get it in atrocious shape and no amount of repairs will make it useable

I wish scientology would cease to exist

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. L Ron Hubbard becomes the Second Coming, and "renovates" Christianity.

I wish for less zombies in my cave in Minecraft.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, they are replaced by Satan.

I wish I didn't have to go to math today. Or any class. While continuing to be alive and uninjured.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Instead, the hottest girl in your educational establishment comes to your house and gives you a blowjob - much to the disapproval of your parents, watching via webcam.

I wish for a new Manowar album.