Corrupt a Wish game

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it doesn't come out until after you die.

I wish for a date with Princess Peach.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. She is a peach.

I wish for more iron in Minecraft.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the game only lasts for three seconds.

I wish I was like Travis Touchdown.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. But I don't know who Travis Touchdown is, so no one else does either. You are therefore ostracised and ignored by the whole of society.

I wish for the Vatican to declare war on Russia, just for lols.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, But the Vatican wins and takes all of Russias money for its own

I wish thier were no more muslim extremists

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but the Vatican wins.

I wish to be declared Kaiser of Germany.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but one day you accidentally put your pointy hat on upside down.

I wish I had the softest pillow to ever exist.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you lose it in a fire.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but you can only recall the most horrible moments of your life down to the last detail...especially the pain

I wish those Westboro Baptist bastards would be the victims of a suicide bomber

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but they are hailed as martyrs and are more popular.

I wish my computer had the specifications to play Civilization V.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, but Civilization VI comes out and your computer can't fit the requirements.

I wish that food would never go rotten.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it requires a poisonous preservative.

I wish Mars would crash into the Earth.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Instead, the hottest girl in your educational establishment comes to your house and gives you a blowjob - much to the disapproval of your parents, watching via webcam.

I just want to say on the record that, all things considered, I have absolutely no problem with that.

Anyway, Granted, but it burns up in the atmosphere, so that by the time it actually hits the ground, it's exactly the same size as your house. And it lands right on your house.

I wish I could play Black Ops, and that it was awesome.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but Yahtzee gets to write the final page when he's drunk.

I can live with this since I'd mainly intend to make Harry fall for Cho instead of Rons sister

granted but the rainbows take whatever illness or ailment they have into your on body

I wish Cartoon Network would cancel the garbage shows in thier current line up and bring back the ones that I loved

 

[Sacman]

Granted but ratings fall and Cartoon Network goes under...

I wish I had a dollar...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the wings are the size of a normal bats and you can just barely hover 6 inches off the ground

I wish I knew the answer to one of lifes great mysteries

 

[Dango]

It's too big to fit in your head, therefore your head explodes.

I wish I had ultimate ninja skills.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, the pirate legions kill you.

I wish to be a ninja pirate.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but destroyed by Super Mega Death Christ for being an abomination...

I wish I had a better guitar...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but 10 days later your arrested for possessing stolen property

I wish I had VIP Acess to a Limp Bizkit concert