Corrupt a Wish game

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the entire group hates you and takes turns kicking the crap out of you.


I wish Fallout New Vegas would come out already! And that I could play it!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you just got Fallout New Vegas the Musical! Hopefully you know how to play the piano, cause then you can play it.

I wish I had a pet Lynx.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. It mauls the SHIT out of you.


I wish I didn't have an early class tomorrow....AT AROUND 10! Yeah, suck it, High Schoolers. College kicks ass.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but for the rest of the year you and you alone have to be in class at 3am everyday

I wish the Reach servers would catastrophically fail

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Everyone starts playing Modern Warfare 3.

I wish for a Minecraft RTS.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, however it costs £70 and has more bugs than an NHS Hospital.

I wish to be transported back to 1940's Britain to fly a Spitfire. ^__^

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Did I mention he's coming to stay with you?

I wish for Primark to sell even cheaper clothes at high quality.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now none of their stock fits you.

I wish for a pet dragon!

 

[projectazure]

Wish granted, but of corse... It eats your face off.

I wish for a new .//hack game to come out...for real yo.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it won't be until you die.

I wish for a flesh eating zebra!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It shits all over your house.

I wish for absolute power.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, but you shall be impotent to all women. Ever.

I wish for an owl.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's dead.

I wish for a dead owl.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, it spontaneously combusted.

I wish for a match.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Granted, it spontaneously combusted.

I wish for a match.

Granted, but it's defective.

I wish for DBZ to make a comeback.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. DBZ Kai.

I wish Megas XLR to make a comeback.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but its being remaded to look like a shitty generic gundam rip off

I wish the Halo Movie would finally hit theatres and be every bit as awesome as us nerds hope it is

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you are physically prohibited from ever seeing it.

I wish for an ice pack.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it's made of fire, therefore it does not help with any ice related activities.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

No wish to grant so I give myself an uncorrupted version of the things I wished for

I wish I knew the name of my soulmate