Corrupt a Wish game

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm no damn Genie! *Shoots.*

I wish for a Plasma screen, HD, 48 inch TV with 500 HD channels and unlimited Cinemax.

 

[Scde2]

Here's a credit card...

I wish for world peace.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Alright sign here. -you sign-
This devil pact has been sealed. I get you're soul, these doughnuts, and your firstborn in exchange for the TV package.

I wish for war.

 

[Anti-gravity]

wish granted but the war ended after six seconds because it was raining hamburgers.

I wish for a pet tree that would follow me every where

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ok, but it turns into a Treant a la Castlevania and eats you.

I wish for a muffin.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but it's been poisoned with Cyanide.

I wish I had Kuja as a pet.

 

[Anti-gravity]

wish granted but it's on mars.

 

[Anti-gravity]

I wish for a giant kangaroo.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wish granted but he's too big to sustain his own weight and now he's just a clump of pulp.

I also wish for a giant kangaroo (that can sustain his body weight.)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but it's got rabies, enjoy.

I wish for a Gum Gum Devil fruuit to appear right in the palm of my hands, uneaten, clean, not on fire, and nothing else except for a Gum Gum Devil Fruit.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but before you can enjoy it, a bear rips your arm off and runs off with it.

I wish for 3 wishes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you can only wish for 3 things, a very angry Monkey D. Luffy, 2 million angry hornets, and a rabid lion.

I wish I had the Strawhat Crew.

P.S.: That bear's gonna be rubbery, I feel bad for the hunter that shoots at it, it's just gonna shoot the bullet back cause the rubber will catch it and stretch back.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but their eyes are the size that they are in the manga and it is creepy to look at.

I wish for a pineapple.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Granted but then some people change their mind!

I wish i was the T-Virus.

Granted, but the cure has already been found, and you're only being used for research.
I wish I was a train.

 

[Totenkopf]

You become normal, but it's so boring that you become insane.

I wish for an applepie.

 

[Unia]

Granted. Now nothing surprising or unusual will happen ever again. Killjoy.

I wish my email sorted out by itself.

 

[j1-2themax]

Granted, now all the good stuff gets sent straight to the trash bin and all the junk mail and spam opens itself immediately.

I wish I had a fully controllable zombie army.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

They eat everything, but then they get peckish and eat you too.

I wish for an army of robo-squirrels under my complete control.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Granted, but they become self-aware and send Squirrelinators to kill you.

I wish for three wishes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but now you only have 2 wishes. (Try to firgure out the logic with that.)

I wish I had a 7ft Masamune.