Corrupt a Wish game

[oblivion220791]

You're => your

 

[Crayzor]

You're => your

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Granted, but you can never leave and there is no food or water.

I wish for a unicorn.

 

[Frybird]

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Granted, but you can never leave and there is no food or water.

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted, but thanks to it's horn the unicorn has a damaged brain. As such, it acts irrational and should be dead soon.

I wish that only i could decide when i die.

 

[oblivion220791]

Granted, but once you've decided when, you'll be in a deep coma until you're dead at the requested time of death

i wish i can eat and drink in my game room

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but once you've decided when, you'll be in a deep coma until you're dead at the requested time of death

i wish i can eat and drink in my game room

Granted, you CAN eat and drink in your game room, but you still won't get out and you won't be supplied with food. Maybe the machines have a bit of taste...

I wish i could alter reality.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you're limited to using the Animal Crossing design toolset to do it.

I wish I lived in a video game.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but you're limited to using the Animal Crossing design toolset to do it.

I wish I lived in a video game.

Granted. Too bad you're one of the evil mooks in Doom.

I wish I lived next to a mountain.

 

[RockyH]

Granted, the mountain is prone to animal stampedes and avanlanches. Also, Your Neighbours are Sarah Palin and Gordon Brown.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

There no wish...
I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3!

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Granted. It's a Bejeweled clone.

I wish for friends.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Your friends are Slender Man, Pedobear, and Satan.

I wish for two warehouses full of ice cold Coke.

 

[Darla-Evans]

Wish granted, the cops discover the warehouses a couple hours later and you are now in jail for smuggling drugs across the border.

I wish for never melting ice cream.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. It's now discontinued. (why does everyone who reads that think I mean cocaine?)


I wish for an udder.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you get an utter but it pumps stomach acid

i wish for a life sized warhammer40k space marine

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

You get a life sized living Chaos marine that wants to kill you.
I wish for a FFX prequal.

 

[Crayzor]

Granted, but it's a blitzball game, using the system from X-2.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Darla-Evans]

Wish granted. You grow wing from your back and you can no longer walk through doorways.

I wish I had the Ammityville toaster.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but It's loaded with explosives that go off if you so much as look at it.

I wish for a tub full of liquidated humans.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the humans can speak, and they are not completely liquefied, specially their special parts... *eww*

I wish for a dancing cat.

 

[Darla-Evans]

Wish Granted. Every time you look away the cat dances.

I wish for a collection of intelligent human beings to do my homework.