Corrupt a Wish game

[Robert632]

Granted, but they are only intelligent in your best field of knowledge.In everythibng else they are about as smart as that guy who drools in the back of class. You know the one.

I wish for a piece of pie to explode.

I fucking hate pie

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but when it explodes it only creates more pie.

I'd wish I could live in another country that it's not like Mexico or worse.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it has a shit military and is invaded and then made only slightly better then Mexico.

I wish for my dogs to rip off my nipples.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but he rips other peoples nipples off

i wish for a heavy bolter

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it's just a large hirsute man who works on a construction crew.

I wish for the invention of a braille musical notation.

 

[Robert632]

granted but he rips your nipples off

snip

You realize it's my dogs that do the nipple ripping, right?

OT: Granted, but the notation is to tiny to feel or even see.

I wish for a not moldy fish .

 

[cryogeist]

granted but he rips your nipples off

snip

You realize it's my dogs that do the nipple ripping, right?

yeah sorry i had to look at it again

 

[cryogeist]

granted its not moldy its maneating

i wish for xbox live to not be full of retards

 

[Stone Wera]

Let me try that one more time... Granted. Now it's empty.

I wish for a wish.

 

[cryogeist]

granted a shooting star crashes into you

i wish for new paint

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. It's filled with dangerous amounts of lead and acid.

I wish that a shooting star wouldn't crash into me.

 

[baseracer]

Granted, but a comet hits you instead.

I wish that I had an Atari Jaguar.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. But you can't play any games on it and it combusts if you try.

I wish nothing hit me...

 

[cryogeist]

granted nothing hit you quite hard knocking you back

i wish for a airsoft gun

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it's a soft gun made of air.

I wish to have friends...

 

[cryogeist]

granted they are Hitler satin and pedobear
i wish for a new warhammer 40k land speeder model

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you have no glue so you can't ever assemble it.

I wish the real world was free of stupid people.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you disappear(no offence)
i wish i was dead

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But the afterlife is exactly like duringlife and pick up from where you left off.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you go back in time but mess up the time line everyone you know and love is dead
i wish i had more warhammer40k games