Corrupt a Wish game

[Stone Wera]

Granted. They steal it from you.

I wish I did.

 

[cryogeist]

granted be more specific
i wish that my spirit will rest well when i die

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now your immortal--you still age at the normal rate.

I wish for perfect pitch.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. It hits your right in the head, giving you a concussion.

I now wish I didn't.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted. Now everyone's doing what you didn't.

I wish I had a perfect, uncorruptable cup of coffee.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you're allergic to coffee beans.

I wish I could see the future!

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. SomBut only two seconds into the future.

I wish I was a flying whale.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, please see what happened to the last whale Douglas Adams wrote about.

I wish the world could stay winter all year round while maintaining a biologically viable atmosphere and environment.

 

[cryogeist]

granted ythough all the animals die and the water freezes kill off all life
i wish for happiness

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You have so much happiness you explode.

I wish for a computer mouse.

 

[cryogeist]

granted its a man eating actual mouse
i wish for pie

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You don't get to eat it.

I wish I didn't have to be specific.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you have to leave with...that one thing...

I wish everyone would just get along.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everyone has a hive mind and there is no such thing as individuality.

I wish I was the leader of a cult that don't sacrifice their leader.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. no one joins.

I wish I was rich and famous.

 

[Tenebrae Aeternus]

Granted but you are later killed for upsetting the public
I wish I didn't have a wish

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Now you have AIDs.


I wish could finish my wi-

 

[cryogeist]

granted its on your dieing breath
i wish plants vs zombies was real

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but the plants are triffids.

I wish I had a pet triffid.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. But it kills you and eats your sooooouuuuullll...

I wish for an original wish.