Corrupt a Wish game

[Zacharine]

Fulfilled, and quite a bizarre wish it was. Have fun chasing the rats that used to be your arms...

I wish they still made good WRPGs, where story takes precedence over graphics.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but story took so much precedence, the didn't bother coding the images of the words, so in the end it's just a blank document.

I wish I could find a good DM.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but story took so much precedence, the didn't bother coding the images of the words, so in the end it's just a blank document.

I wish I could find a good DM.

Granted. Too bad he leaves because all the players are total twads.

I wish mankind had a manned outpost on Mars.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but it pisses off the people already there
i wish for nothing to happen

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it stays that way for a week.

I wish for a phone book.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but it's the wrong one.

I wish to pass this chemistry exam tomorrow.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You get hit by a car walking home.

Make me a sandwich (I wish to become a sandwich)!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you're eaten by the Heavy.

I wish doing theatre was more masculine.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Now football's for sissies.

I wish the edit button didn't explode every time I used it.

 

[cryogeist]

granted the post button does though
i wish for peace and love

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but those things are now crimes.

I wish for a bath tube filled with chocolate sauce.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but its always on fire
i wish i was dead and in haven

 

[kannibus]

Poof, there you're in heaven. No hotties, no booze, no video games, no TV, no anything. You sit on a cloud and look at God. And no, God is not doing a stand up comedy act, despite the state of the world.

I wish for a raise.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but your boss only gives you one because you have terminal lung cancer and only have about a week to live.

I wish I had a pet panda.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but then it goes extinct.

I wish I lived in a Dr. Seuss story.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are one of those trees that gets cut down in The Lorax.

I wish for the Pacific ocean.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. it show up in your house and floods the entire country.

I wish for the Atlantic ocean... On second thought...

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but on your second thought then entire Atlantic ocean is forced into your body.

I wish for a cow.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you get a fat chick.

I wish for a full ride college scholarship.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You get shot by a walrus.

I wish I hadn't been raped with the Atlantic ocean.