Corrupt a Wish game

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But now you're lactose intolerant.

I wish every one would stop making all these silly wishes...

 

[MachoFern]

Granted

 

[Safe in the Dark]

But then I corrupt it.

I want to be a hat.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, but your a top hat in a black and white cartoon

I want a watermellon

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, you get an elvish water-friend. Too bad he thinks the way you dress marks you an agent of Mordor, and proceeds to kill you.

I wish I could see in ultra-violet and infra-red bands of light.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you can't see anything in between.

I wish there was a solution to P versus NP.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the solution is your death.

I wish I knew where my glasses were.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but You go crazy from being alone for long periods of time.

I wish someone doesn't comment on how I just necro'd this thread.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, we revoke your right as somebody.

I wish I had a job as a professional game tester.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you only test games that never get made.

I wish I could do that thing I wanted to do at the place.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Granted, but the place is on fire.

I wish I could buy Borderlands.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you buy an empty stretch of arid land in the desert.

I wish to know why America seems to miss the cold war.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are killed because you know to much.

I wish USA was known as Canada's beard.

 

[The Free Wind]

Unfortunately, Canada has a beard-mutton chops combo. And a mono-brow.

I wish I had supernatural powers.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Unfortunately, Canada has a beard-mutton chops combo. And a mono-brow.

I wish I had supernatural powers.

Granted but your a villain.

I wish I had a Million dollars with nothing bad happening to it or to me in any shape or form.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You have a million US Dollars. Unfortunately, the US crumbles in its failing economy, and that million dollars couldn't buy you one lyra any more.

I wish Twilight never happened.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Instead, a story about a very uninteresting girl in love with a zombie who has none of the classic zombie characteristics is made instead.

I wish for a glass of juice.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you do not know from what that juice comes from...

I wish I had a piano that is unscratchable, indestructible, perfectly tuned and I can play it all day

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Unfortunately it exists in a closed, windowless, door-less room with no points of access.

I wish the iPod had been my idea.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's the version 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 beta of betas version.


I'd wish I could invent wishes.


Also the Pianos in the Conservatory are like that BTW, but the do have doors.