Corrupt a Wish game

[Vrex360]

Granted. But it kills you in the process by slitting your throat.

[sub]A baneblade is a kind of sword, right?[/sub]

I wish that Ashley Williams in Mass Effect was less hated and more popular among the gaming community, not necessarily the most popular but popular enough that I can rest assured she'll be given a decent role in Mass Effect 3 and that I can say that I like her without being flamed for it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but she invariably dies in the beginning of Mass Effect 3 sacrificing her life.
[small]A Baneblade is a tank[/small]

I wish I knew why Tali was so cute.

 

[ZipZeeZip]

I wish i knew a forum better than this one....oh wait i do:

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[ZipZeeZip]

granted. You gave him aids.

i wish to get banned

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Really? Because I can press the report button anytime.

I wish for fluency in all languages.

 

[ZipZeeZip]

reported for the sheer hell of it

 

[ZipZeeZip]

reported for the sheer hell of it

 

[DigitalSushi]

i wish to get banned

Wish granted!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

@Xpwnential: Granted, now turn your head a little so I stick this fish in your ear.

I wish I was Richard Gere.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you cannot remember anything.

I wish I had a cake right now.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it's wings have clipped.

I wish the missing frame in my avvy was less noticeable.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, everyone will stop paying attention to you.

I wish I lived next to Yahtzee.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted you live next to the plant that makes the board game Yahtzee.

I wish Hollywood would just stop making action movies for a few years.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, it makes Twilight ripoffs.

I wish I was in a terrorist cell.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but everyone forgets you are in there, and you die of starvation.

I wish I had a bullet in a fake gun.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you use that fake fun in a real life shootout.

I wish my cat didn't eat my ear plugs and that I could still use them.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but your dog ate them instead, and they are still usble after he craps them out. Just very smelly.

I wish for a ton of lard to be dumpped on a whale.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, we dump you on a whale.

I wish my life was a Final Fantasy game.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. But it is a game that is never played, thus your life never starts.
(philosophy 101)

I wish I had a girlfriend who looked exactly like Ellen Page and had a similar charming intelligent demeanor about her.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are one of the many wolve.

I wish for some mcnuggets.