Corrupt a Wish game

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You have a scale replica of a portal gun.

I wish dragons were real.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they immediatly start hunting for you.

I wish for about $3000 in quarters.

 

[trust Milo]

Done, but it's in vietnamese dong

I wish I didn't get spamed last night

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get spammed on all the other days of your life except for last night.

I wish for a can of lemon juice.

 

[trust Milo]

Granted. But it's soo sour that your face imploded

I wish I could live in the 1950s

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are on the moon. Without a spacesuit.

I wish I was a bolt of lighting.

 

[trust Milo]

Granted, but you strike and kill your mother

I wish I didn't break my phone

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Your car broke it instead.

I wish my wii didn't implode upon itself.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It explodes now.

I wish for a good sequel to District 9.

 

[trust Milo]

Granted, it was made but never released

I wish for 'Heaven'

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but you aren't allowed.

I wish for a big screen tv

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's screen is so big, It crushes you when it falls over.

I wish for some tea.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it has my blood all over it.

I wish I had some magic lawyer

 

[trust Milo]

Granted, but you need to build it

I wish for a fridge filled with Mountain Dew

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it's not in a container. Have fun cleaning that.

I wish that the skies rained chocolate rain.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But now rainbows can sneeze you too.

I wish moving was easier.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but I then Slaughter you for being a goddamn ninja.

I wish for some glitter.
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[trust Milo]

Granted, but it's made from human blood, and smells soo bad

I wish for some popcorn

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it has that awful butter substitution on it.

I wish for the world's freshest non-poisonous apple.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted; It has worms.
Yeah, wish the apple was poisonous now eh?

I wish for a piece of toast