Corrupt a Wish game

[tthor]

Granted, the rest of your life will only cost $76.50, as you choked to death while eating at a 5 star restaurant later today.

I wish Santa was real.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but is arrested for breaking into 75 million homes and sentenced to life in prison. It does not go well.

I wish the homeless would stop bothering me.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but now he rapes you on a daily basis.

I wish for an immortal, friendly, average intelligence, not wanting to rape me, cat, that's alive.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Granted but it pisses in your bed because it thinks it is supposed to and you can't train it differently.

I wish for a time paradox that will destroy the world

 

[i don't know]

yay!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Granted, but with every finger snap, you break a finger.

I wish people always responded instantly to my posts.

 

[i don't know]

granted, they respond by breaking your houses walls.

I just want a normal cat!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It gets run over.

I wish to know the ultimate question to 42.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but they all suffer the unfortunate side-effect of becoming Kratos and murdering you.

I wish I could transform into a tank and back at will.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's a sewage tank.

I wish for a badass leather trenchcoat.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it was made for someone 3 feet shorter then you, so you just look retarded.

I wish I could go into peoples' dreams like in Inception. Without any risk of death/limboficatoin.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. You will not like what you see.

I wish for a magic wand.

 

[i don't know]

granted, but it's not magic (LOL think about it)

I wish for a normal cat that happens to be immortal.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It runs away from you.

I wish to know what you meant by my wand not being magic.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, I don't know what that is (lol obviously)

I wish for xpwnential to know that that is not what I meant and that I'm a man! A manly man!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, it's poisonous.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted.
It is Freaky Friday, and as a result your eyes melt.

I wish they would make a brilliantly awesome Mass Effect DLC that finally lets Shepard continue his relationship with Ashley in a good way with no negative response and is done so well that all the hate and flaming Ashley recieves simply vanishes in a puff of smoke.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but you gain infinate paragon and renegade points depending on which one you don't want from.

I wish it people weren't so eager to boot you in Halo Reach.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, the game is now called Halo Peach, and the only weapons available are items of soft fruit, which do no damage, and melee is removed.

I wish for sex.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but....Hold on a second [sub]Just gotta open up a tab here....google....."Norrath"......ok, got it.[/sub] Granted, but you are immediately murdered by a gang of dwarfs. Or something. I've never played that particular game, sorry.

I wish I could have corrupted your wish a little better. And that "dwarves" was a word. Which it apparently isn't.