Corrupt a Wish game

[Timotei]

Granted. But it's this monkey.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! But that's not air creating those bubbles!

I wish for a super dancing shoes!

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but I viciously murder you for ninja'ing me!!!

I still wish that misconception about Ashley from Mass Effect being 'racist' would just disappear and as a result she was less hated. I don't like having to defend my favorite video game characters all the time.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Now they accuse her of being a Nazi.

I wish for Adult Swim to stop taking acid.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

If only that could be granted... but alas..

I wish I was smarter!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. You now know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I.E., your newfound knowledge is worthless.

I wish I could implode people at will.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Though you can only implode people who are exploding, thus making them normal.

I wish FX would make another season of Over There.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. But it's the worst TV show in the universe due to new writing, actors and everything else.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. You're only rich in Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish I had a dreidel.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but whatever side it lands on gives you some sort of horrible luck.

 

[Timotei]

Granted....wait...

I wish I saw that fucking cat one more time.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

granted, except Kratos does really well.

As far as I'm concerned, that's still fucking awesome. (For those of you just joining us, he was talking about Kratos doing stand-up comedy.) And now back to our show.

Granted, but you only glimpse it as it leaps from the shadows and claws off your reproductive organs.

I wish I could bang Miranda from Mass Effect 2. Without getting an STD or getting her pregnant.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you used a gun.

I wish I had a Maximum the Hormone.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but in return, you must offer up your soul to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I wish I could find the right religion for me.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Granted, but they cut out your frontal lobe to make YOU right for it.

I wish I had a philly cheese steak

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Being from Philadelphia, it kills you.

Granted. Sadly it's made of duct tape.

Not a problem.

I wish for an army of land sharks with guns.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, they eventually "relive you of duty" after a few years because, as we all know, Land sharks are waaaaay better then you.

I wish I could get to the chappa.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Granted, but it becomes alive and eats you.

I wish I has a wheel of cheese

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, covered in mold.

I wish for non-poisoned tea.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you used a gun.

I wish I had a Maximum the Hormone.

Huh. The answer I was looking for was "Granted. She gets you pregnant", but I guess that works, too.


Anyway, where was I? RIGHT! Granted, but was made for Krogans and drinking it causes your organs to disintegrate.

I wish I had already done my math homework.