Corrupt a Wish game

[Mr. Mortiss]

Done, but it's all wrong

I wish I was Sean Connery

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but his body suffers a heart attack during your takeover of his body.

I wish for nothing.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you get crabs instead. Er.. the animal.. aw hell, you get both.

I wish for a Woe Of Tyrants.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but....[googles].....What? Uh...RIGHT! Granted, but the Tyrants are all really happy. Instead of woeful. You lose....I guess....

I wish my sleep cycle wasn't so fucked up that I was wide awake at...1:30 in the morning. And that I continue to live. (Nice try)

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, your sleep schedule gets fucked up in the opposite direction. You wake at 3am every day and begin to get tired by 5pm.

I wish for a 710ml bottle of Pepsi.

[sub]Oh, screw it, I'll get off the computer and get it my damn self.[/sub]

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, you try to to scull it but end up drowning yourself.

I wish for a couch with a jet engine.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but there is nothing stopping the couch from setting ablaze.

I wish for Brock to finally score with Jenny.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the sex is so bad he immeadetly turns gay.

I wish I could impersonate anyone with 100% accuracy.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, when you inpersonate someone, you lose all knowledge of your self, as you must become this person you are impresenating, thus getting yourself stuck in someone else's life without realizing it.

I wish for some rocks covered in cheese.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. But it's killer cheese, and... er... it kills you.

I wish for gravy.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. It is poor quality gravy.

I wish I could have the most delicious hamburger in the entire world.

 

[Venom 3135]

Granted. The mst deliciouse hamburger for birds. It's all bread.

 

[Vrex360]

I wish the above person had added a wish for me to corrupt.

And that my delicious hamburger was rich and beefy.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it is rich because there are actual tiny shards of gold inside it. When you eat the burger, the shards tear up your internal organs, killing you slowly and painfully.

I wish my friend would get back from work so I go to his dorm and pick up the second season Supernatural. And then watch it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. All possible ways for you to watch it are broken.

I wish for a tea pot.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. The tea will only taste of charcoal though.

I wish for cookies.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. The cookies themselves are freakin' delicious and there's absolutely nothing wrong with them. But shortly after eating them for no apparent reason you will get run over by a Greyhound bus.

I wish I could find a pair of teashades that could fit my big arse head.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like having a shrunken head.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, it is not pretty.

I wish to be your friend.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but I sacrifice your shortly afterwards due to my religion stating I must do so.


I wish for explosives.