Corrupt a Wish game

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted? as I unload a clip of them into your skull.

I wish for a child-friendly clip of ammo...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. They're child friendly in that they allow children to easily shoot you without shooting themselves.


I wish I could date/bang Yukari Takeba from Persona 3

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it isn't as good or satisfying as you would have wanted.

I wish I could play Halo reach.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You only get to play with annoying 10 year old kids though.

I wish I could fly.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you fly by farting, and the stench is so bad that taking off causes you to black out for a good hour.


I wish I was a better writer.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, you can now write erotic bestiality themed stories quite beautifully.

I wish Bioshock Infinite was out, and it was amazing.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will still never get to play it.

I wish for a new book.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the book is alive. It tries to mate with you.

I wish I could uncorrupt corrupted wishes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can only decorrupt other people's wishes.

I wish to be able to decorrupt my own wishes.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but your wishes don't get granted in the first place.

I wish I had a loyal succubus harem.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you have to pay outrageous hourly rates.

I wish to see world peace.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. World peace is achieved through torturing you for the rest of your natrual life.


I wish I could teleport anywhere without fail at anytime.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but there will always be something willing and able to kill you wherever you teleport to.

I wish to summon aeons that will obey me.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. Your prize is death!


I wish Death was a hot goth girl attracted to me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. If she touches you, you die. As it should be.

I wish to know your reaction to that.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's explicit, as it involves my spirit and her doing things illegal in 56 states.

I wish I knew your reaction to THAT!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

0_o now your eyes will fall out.

I wish i had the ability to perform the SHINING FINGER!!!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. Using it causes your hand to explode before coming into contact with the thing you want to destroy.

I wish I had and could play the greatest game in the universe.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame it's so great that your eyes burn clean out of your skull.

I wish I could turn anything I touched into a precious material.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you turn everything you touch into precious material, thereby going hungry and thirsty and yada yada yada.

I wish I had a penny..
Let's see how this turns out. :3