Corrupt a Wish game

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its covered with animal dung and rat feeces

I wish the future presented in Halo would be our future in this world

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But you'll be on Reach.

I wish my delivery of Halo: Reach Legendary Edition would hurry the hell up.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you get it tomorrow morning but somehow the statues broken, the journals missing and the codes for the downloadable extras have already been used

I wish In that future of mine I was the master chief

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Though you're only equipped with a single SMG.

I wish I had a wedge salad.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it's on fire...

I wish I knew what a wedge salad was...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted. Though you're only equipped with a single SMG.

I wish I had a wedge salad.

I'll still survive Im the master chief

OT: Granted it horrifies you to the point that you can't sleep for days

I wish the most followed twitter users would lose all thier followers

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, but they hurl abusive messages at you all day, everyday.

I wish I was in Starfleet ^__^

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you have the most dangerous job with the worst pay....its doubtful you'll live till the end of the week

I wish I could afford to send every one of our men and women in the US Armed Forces over in iraq and afganistan a care package so they'd know how much we appreciate them

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They all get Counter-UAV.

I wish for my own personal Pavelow.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but the military launch an all-out assault against it the moment it takes off before dropping 5 nukes on your bullet-ridden corpse.

I wish for dignity.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Someone else gets it though, while you're sexually humiliated in the street.

I wish for some cigarettes.

 

[Kere]

Granted but they are all broken.

I wish I had some sushi.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. I shat on it.

I wish for shitty sushi.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its even worse than the sushi you shat on

I wish every preorder I make would automatically get upgraded to a special addition

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted the Special ADDITION Is a chainsaw wielding maniac who kills you in a most ruthless manner.

I wish to finally finish that sodding NotPr0n riddle that's been bugging me for years!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! But most of them coated the money in anthrax. Enjoy!

I wish I had infinite money.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its monopoly money

I wish there were no more muslim extremists

 

[tthor]

Granted. They all convert to Scientologist extremist.

I wish I had a dollar every time i say,"i wish i had a dollar,".

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but it appears in your oesophagus.

I wish for a tree.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its the stump of a cutdown tree and echo hippie loonies gather around it and mourn its 'death'

I wish I could literally kick the shit out of someone