Corrupt a Wish

[The Kangaroo]

Granted but it's by Nickelback

I wish that game developers would have a special edition that was actually good

 

[Timotei]

Too bad all the developers work for Threyarch.

I wish to find the Holy Grail.

 

[wolfy098]

Granted but you can't drink it because you offered your mouth for the wish.

I wish I could be immortal. (Luckily I'm not that bothered by people dying.)

 

[ravensshade]

granted you're now an immortal speck of dust

i wish wolfy was bothered by people dying

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted, but a freak accident makes the whole world immortal, so no one dies.

I wish I was good at maths. (I really suck at it.)

 

[Caligulove]

Granted, but the sudden rush of information turns you into a sevant only capable of doing endless math problems.

And you kill a kid or something

I wish that I could afford to have a dog again

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted, but it turns out the dog you buy, contains the souls of Stalin and Hitler.

I wish, I wish for a silver pet fish. (A shiny silver pet fish.)

 

[Lullabye]

you forgot to cut their claws.
I wish i was perfect.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted! Your name is now "Nobody".

I wish this thread would live!

 

[wolfy098]

Granted then it dies again

I wish i'd get some sleep.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted but you never wake up.

Ten minutes ago I just finished eating the rest of some cake, I wish I could have it again. (It was strawberry cheesecake by the way.)

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Granted but you have to eat it in the form it is in your stomach.

I wish I can shape shift.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you shift into stuff you don't want to shift into.

I wish I had a sword.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted but it's far to heavy to be lifted.

I wish I could juggle on a unicycle.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Granted but juggling is outlawed.

I wish I had Dragon Age:Origins.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted but you get Ricked Rolled every time you try to play it.

I wish I had my own Knightmare frame. (The robots from an anime called Code Geass.)

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Granted but you get Ricked Rolled every time you try to play it.

I wish I had my own Knightmare frame. (The robots from an anime called Code Geass.)

I know this is off topic but I get Rick Rolled all the time because it is one of my mum's favorite songs and she plays it all the time.

 

[CounterAttack]

@knight of some random number:

Granted... but it steps on you and you die.

I wish I was a ninja with an anti-pirate shuriken.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, but because pirates are ninjas, your anti-pirate shuriken's effect goes off on you.

Spoiler: Proof of pirates and ninjas being the same.

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted but you're a drunk and manage to cause the end of humanity and now live alone.

I wish I was a dragon.