Corupt a wish foundation.

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted the field is hidden within your house and your dog walks over it blowing him and the whole house to pieces.


I wish for nicotine and pot.

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, the fuzz catch you when you try to use them

I wish that Pokemon Center of Christ was real.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The Christian Extremist Militia come burn the place down and shoot everyone inside.

I wish for the church of Falcon.

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, the Christian Extremist Militia come burn the place down and shoot everyone inside.
*irony*

I wish for a thing.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You get some lint.


I wish for cheesburgers and milkshakes.

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, you get a TON of cheeseburgers and milkshakes, and they are all spoiled.

I wish for a clarinet.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted, but you have to take lessons from Squidward Tentacles


I wish for faster posting abiities.

 

[oppp7]

And you get blisters on your fingers.

I wish for more badges.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

you get so many you end up dying of metal poisoning.

I wish for evil gloves.

 

[oppp7]

They will cost your hands.

I wish for the ability to sing.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted, however, you scratch up your throat belting out the high notes

I wish i could be truly evil

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but you cause a massive force of 12 year olds to invade the game and destroy your fun.

I wish parent would actually be parents.

 

[Tucker154]

Granted now every other game in the world sucks

I wish i had something to do

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

granted you end up blowing up the earth's core killing everyone.

I wish for good things

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

granted you end up blowing up the earth's core killing everyone.

I wish for good things

granted, But now every good thing suck

I wish your wish got corrupted

Granted but the world all turns evil.

i wish the star wars prequels wish sacked

 

[Composer]

the perfect girlfriend?? srry if i was ninja'd

ED'S WORLD

OMG OLD POST!

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

I wish for a soul

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but it's made of pudding.

I wish for potatoes.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but your spelling and grammar are still needing work.

I wish for cool wrestling masks.