Corupt a wish foundation.

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but you are shot down by expert hunters who have studied you for several months and know your flight patterns.


I wish to be the most evilest bastard the living world has ever known bested only by Ming the Merciless and Lucifer

 

[JasonKaotic]

Granted. Everyone hates you and you are burned at a stake. Har har.

I wish I had a pneumatic drill.

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, it is very rusty and old.

I wish i had a perfect plate of red clam sauce with linguine.

 

[Polarix]

Granted, it is very rusty and old.

I wish I had a perfect plate of red clam sauce with linguine.

Granted, You recieve your linguine on a dish made of sterling silver, but it was made by the busboy at the restaurant and he doesn't know a thing about cooking. (Hey, you did say perfect plate, not perfect linguine.)

I wish I had the power to Izuna Drop someone.

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, you accidentally land on your spine, paralyzing you.

I wish for a completely safe device that does really hard work for me.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted then it short circuits and kills you instantly.


I wish for functional phone with laser capabilites

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, you accidentally vaporize your self with a vapor beam.

I wish for any game i want to come out any time i want it.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but they're all the unfinished buggy types causing you to cut yourself with the game boxes in rage.


I wish for a controller that can withstand my abuse from gaming rage

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Granted, but it's an unholy combination of a N64 and Xbox controller.

I wish little Billy's cancer was cured.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted. Little Billy is cured but they kept the virus and transferred it to you.


I wish little timmy has his transplant

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Granted, but there was a mixup at during the donor's tests and now Timmy has aids

I wish this wish won't come true.

 

[yoshimickster]

.................

I wish for a thousand marbles.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but the bag they come in gets a hole and you end up slipping on all the marbles, falling down a flight of stairs and receive a broken neck.


I wish for many cans of Mountain Dew

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, all of the cans lost it's Co2, or fizz.

I wish i knew how to use XLink Kai so i can play with random other people in MHFU.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but you abuse your skills and are eventually kicked out and banned forever.


I wish my hat's steel brim would never dull

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, the hat is gone, but at least you have the never dull steel brim of your hat.
P.S. I make another account and learn to tone skills down a little.

I wish the PlayStation move would come out faster.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but you try and use it on release day and it turns out to be an evil robot from the future and it kills you instantly.


I wish for a better cell phone

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Granted, you throw out your old phone that had info on the cure to AIDS disguised as a phone scent from the future.

I wish i never wished for my last wish.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but then you are sent into a negative void of insanum.


I wish i had demon red eyes

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

Grated, the eyes also come with a neat feature that kills people when you look at them. You look at your girlfriend

I wish my project was due after the break.
1234, I declare a corruption war!