Corupt a wish foundation.

[Sinisterair]

Wish granted, but they'll stampede over you.
I wish for the Philosopher's stone, with the power to give eternal life and turn base metal into gold.

EDIT: What, no one corrupts my wish?

Granted, but you may only give eternal life to plants and yourself, none of your loved ones, and all metals you touch turn to gold, like a very specific King Midas.

To the person above me who wished for ME3:
Granted, but it's a rush job and crashes every time you load it, whilst also rendering every games console/PC you place it in unplayable forever.

I wish for a lightbulb, because the one in my room just went, and typing by screenlight hurts my eyes...

Granted but the lightbulb is so bright it burns your eyes.

I wish for a laser gun.

granted but the lazer gun fires 360 degrees and nvr stops firing

i wish i could fly

 

[Manhattan2112]

Granting to the Commando Pro guy (Forgot to check the name, sorry)

Granted but you would take bonus damage from everything else

I wish for unlimited supply of 100% genuine money on a credit card which no one can get at, and is uncancelable!

Haha!

(it was me!)
Granted but uh... uhm.. no you cant lose your legs, youll just buy more... oh... uhm... you... die? no... OH! granted but you have it in a utopian society where currency is abolished.
or better Granted but now you are George W. Bush. how do you like them apples?
I wish that my legs were four feet tall and made of steel.

Granted, but they're not on your body.

I wish to be part of a Zombie Apocalypse, where all of my friends and I survive for the rest of our lives in the mall because we've barricaded it correctly. Also, the 'Rest of our Lives' means another (at least) 40 years.

 

[PrimoThePro]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

Granted. time stops around you, and you find yourself unable to move or breathe amongst the frozen air molecules.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but its butterscotch. lets assume you hate butterscotch.
I wish that i could fly.

 

[Hirushia]

@mexicola

Wish granted, but it clashes with the strict anti-lasergun laws established in 1776 by Neil Patrick Harrison, which took affect across all of Narnia.

I wish for a pony.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Granting to the Commando Pro guy (Forgot to check the name, sorry)

Granted but you would take bonus damage from everything else

I wish for unlimited supply of 100% genuine money on a credit card which no one can get at, and is uncancelable!

Haha!

(it was me!)
Granted but uh... uhm.. no you cant lose your legs, youll just buy more... oh... uhm... you... die? no... OH! granted but you have it in a utopian society where currency is abolished.
or better Granted but now you are George W. Bush. how do you like them apples?
I wish that my legs were four feet tall and made of steel.

Granted, but they're not on your body.

I wish to be part of a Zombie Apocalypse, where all of my friends and I survive for the rest of our lives in the mall because we've barricaded it correctly. Also, the 'Rest of our Lives' means another (at least) 40 years.

granted but you cant sleep at night because the zombies keep bashing themselves against the barracades around you.
i... have no wishes currently.

 

[Sinisterair]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

Granted. time stops around you, and you find yourself unable to move or breathe amongst the frozen air molecules.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but its butterscotch. lets assume you hate butterscotch.
I wish that i could fly.

Granted but u can only fly by your tounge and you can only fly down.....ha!

i wish i could kill anybody with one touch except me or my loved ones

 

[sailor_960]

@mexicola

Wish granted, but it clashes with the strict anti-lasergun laws established in 1776 by Neil Patrick Harrison, which took affect across all of Narnia.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but the pony hates you. I wish for a red ballon. (ha, the worst you can do is pop it!)

 

[dmase]

Granted but new ones emerge, twice as bad.

I wish for a couple of current gen consoles. (Don't just say they break, be original!)

Granted, that will be about 700 bucks

I wish someone would get rid of my little brother.

 

[Sinisterair]

@mexicola

Wish granted, but it clashes with the strict anti-lasergun laws established in 1776 by Neil Patrick Harrison, which took affect across all of Narnia.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but the pony hates you. I wish for a red ballon. (ha, the worst you can do is pop it!)

granted but the ballon's string chokes and kills u

 

[Sinisterair]

Granted but new ones emerge, twice as bad.

I wish for a couple of current gen consoles. (Don't just say they break, be original!)

Granted, that will be about 700 bucks

I wish someone would get rid of my little brother.

Granted but a little sister of greater annoyance will be in his place

 

[Manhattan2112]

@mexicola

Wish granted, but it clashes with the strict anti-lasergun laws established in 1776 by Neil Patrick Harrison, which took affect across all of Narnia.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but the pony hates you. I wish for a red ballon. (ha, the worst you can do is pop it!)

Granted, but (And I'm gonna go Twisted Metal 4 all up in this), the red balloon has an obscene amount of static cling, and you hold it against your hair, only for your hair to be ripped out. Bleeding and scared, you set it down, and all of the electronics in your house shut down. Then you die because I gave you a pace maker, and it tore out of your chest.

I wish for an unlimited supply of lime-diet-coke, and I have a choice to drink it whenever I want.

 

[Sinisterair]

@mexicola

Wish granted, but it clashes with the strict anti-lasergun laws established in 1776 by Neil Patrick Harrison, which took affect across all of Narnia.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but the pony hates you. I wish for a red ballon. (ha, the worst you can do is pop it!)

Granted, but (And I'm gonna go Twisted Metal 4 all up in this), the red balloon has an obscene amount of static cling, and you hold it against your hair, only for your hair to be ripped out. Bleeding and scared, you set it down, and all of the electronics in your house shut down. Then you die because I gave you a pace maker, and it tore out of your chest.

I wish for an unlimited supply of lime-diet-coke, and I have a choice to drink it whenever I want.

granted but each can has cyanide in it

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

Granted. time stops around you, and you find yourself unable to move or breathe amongst the frozen air molecules.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but its butterscotch. lets assume you hate butterscotch.
I wish that i could fly.

Granted but u can only fly by your tounge and you can only fly down.....ha!

i wish i could kill anybody with one touch except me or my loved ones

Granted but your loved ones die in a freak Godzilla accident

I wish that i was purple

 

[Manhattan2112]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

Granted. time stops around you, and you find yourself unable to move or breathe amongst the frozen air molecules.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but its butterscotch. lets assume you hate butterscotch.
I wish that i could fly.

Granted but u can only fly by your tounge and you can only fly down.....ha!

i wish i could kill anybody with one touch except me or my loved ones

Granted but your loved ones die in a freak Godzilla accident

I wish that i was purple

Granted. I choked you until you turned purple. The funeral was fun though.

I wish for the Evil Dead trilogy on DVD.

 

[the1ultimate]

I wish for an unlimited supply of lime-diet-coke, and I have a choice to drink it whenever I want.

granted but each can has cyanide in it

Come on, make a wish, or we'll make one for you.

@tonyl I wish you would make a wish!

 

[Sinisterair]

lol i kept making them but nobody courrputed them....

i wish that i had my own personal army that followed my every whim and would nvr betray me

 

[Sinisterair]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

Granted. time stops around you, and you find yourself unable to move or breathe amongst the frozen air molecules.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but its butterscotch. lets assume you hate butterscotch.
I wish that i could fly.

Granted but u can only fly by your tounge and you can only fly down.....ha!

i wish i could kill anybody with one touch except me or my loved ones

Granted but your loved ones die in a freak Godzilla accident

I wish that i was purple

Granted. I choked you until you turned purple. The funeral was fun though.

I wish for the Evil Dead trilogy on DVD.

Granted but you must get rid of anyhing in your house that plays Dvds

i wish i owned a Griffion

 

[Kingsman]

Congrats! You have an army of comatose elderlies! All you need to do is wake them up somehow, and they'll follow you to the ends of the earth!

The griffin is also really old and comatose!

I wish I could breathe anywhere.

 

[Sinisterair]

WOOT!,

granted but you can only breathe when no part of your body is touching the ground

 

[the1ultimate]

lol i kept making them but nobody courrputed them....

i wish that i had my own personal army that followed my every whim and would nvr betray me

Is that all? Well a couple of universes over, there are these small green people who worship your very image!

All you have to do is make a couple of simple dimensional jumps, and they'll declare you their god.

I wish for a portal gun!