I'm thinking that this article was really put out just to see how many different words for "boobs" could be fit into a single article.
An admirable attempt Mr. Funk. But I shall beat it!
Now onto the sweater-meat of the matter. Team Ninja's practically famous at this pointies for their gratuitous use of baby-feeders. It's their thingamabobs, and nobody's gonna change it now. And even if you don't approve, you have to admire the amount of effort they put into making their melon physics as accurate as humanly possible, or at least as accurate as they would be if those boobs could actually exist in this world.
And as mammary serves, the first DOA game was actually influential beyond the physics of its jumping jigglypuffs, it's just that's what caught the public's eye and that's how it started marketing itself.
Although, with today's highmounded society, it is easy to see how something like DOA could be viewed as little more than crass exploitation (much like this post), a relic of by-gone era, breast left buried in the sands of time.
And uh... that's all I got for boob puns.
In seriousness: I don't think DOA is going to be changing its strategy any time soon, however we might feel about it, it's entire identitty is based in boobs, and if it got rid of them we'd be left with just another fighting game. Even if it is probably the closest thing gaming has to an exploitation film, or possibly not given that a lot of other games out there are like that too.
The only consolation that can be given for that is to hope that maybe someday a developer will make a wang-centric fighting game, with properly fine tuned dick-jiggling physics and shlongs that are as cartoonishly huge as the boobs in DOA are. Not sure it'll happenis though, it's an lead-pipe dream at best, or is it an iron-rod dream? But, if anythingamajig it'd be a chance to level the playing field, and right the dongs that DOA hath wrought. Plus it'd just be pretty damn amusing, to play as a bunch of nearly naked guys with huge flopping dongs, beating the hell out of each other. I'd lay down 60 bucks for that.