Court Gives Zombies Constitutional Rights

[The DSM]

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You do know they dont exist?

If they do Im killing them, fuck the law its the end of the world!

 

[ssgt splatter]

Well, this made me smile. I needed that today.

 

[Captain Blackout]

From my wife: Zombies have constitutional rights but gays still can't married? WTF??!!??

 

[GamerRelic]

From my wife: Zombies have constitutional rights but gays still can't married? WTF??!!??

that is so goddamn weird...

 

[The Youth Counselor]

I think the whole notion of disorderly conduct is unconstitutional. Who can interpret what someone wears and says is interfering with the established order, and why would that be a bad thing. I'm sorry, it stands against everything we were taught.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Oh how the street-crawling officers fail. I understand them wanting to keep everywhere safe, but weapons of mass destruction? I can't even concentrate on the rest of that article because of their stupidity! I hate our world. Where has logic gone?

 

[Quaxar]

From my wife: Zombies have constitutional rights but gays still can't married? WTF??!!??

Hey, we don't know the laws about gay zombies.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

50K is a bit much. Maybe 50K for the group, or at least lawyer fees throughout the process. If they resisted, then not so much, but if it was just the cops taking them in for disruptive behavior, then maybe.

 

[toy soldier]

As long as they weren't snacking on people's brains, I don't see why they should be arrested.

Zombies are humans too!

yeah except for the corpsy thing..... and the brain thing ....

 

[teknoarcanist]

Man if you make them citizens that'll just invite MORE zombies!

Damn undead...comin' into OUR plane of existence an' takin er jobs...